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  • How Do I Join? (First step, unzot yourself, which might be difficult).

    02/24/2005 2:30:49 PM PST · by forfreedomfirst1776 · 187 replies · 3,147+ views
    I would like to sign up and be a member of this site. Could somebody tell me how to do that? Please send directions to the email address below: forfreedomfirst1776@yahoo.com Thank you.
  • Morford: Shut Up And Say "I Do" (It's BushCo's "Marriage Protection Week")

    10/15/2003 7:26:15 AM PDT · by presidio9 · 39 replies · 447+ views
    San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, October 15, 2003 | Mark Morford, Always a Bridesmaid
    <p>Did you hug a priest today? Run from a scary homosexual person? Coo over a copy of Bride's magazine? Fall on your knees and thank God Almighty that your child isn't yet gay or pagan or libertarian and if she is that's OK because it's nothing that regular lithium and electroshock therapy can't "cure"?</p>
  • Morford: Jesus Doesn't Wear Prada

    09/19/2003 7:16:27 AM PDT · by presidio9 · 80 replies · 414+ views
    San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Friday, September 19, 2003 | Mark Morford, Jesus won't be saving him
    <p>These are the things to corrupt young gullible minds and short-circuit self-expression and demean the desperately needed impulse toward spontaneous self-awareness and individuality and happy guiltless vaginal investigations.</p> <p>These are the things to make Mary-Kate and Ashley's alarming and utterly demonic stranglehold on the world of vacuous saccharine multimillion-dollar teendom seem like a boring day at the mall, with lots of makeup and tube tops and Hot Dog on a Stick.</p>