Morford: Jesus Doesn't Wear Prada

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Friday, September 19, 2003 | Mark Morford, Jesus won't be saving him

[presidio9]

These are the things to corrupt young gullible minds and short-circuit self-expression and demean the desperately needed impulse toward spontaneous self-awareness and individuality and happy guiltless vaginal investigations.

These are the things to make Mary-Kate and Ashley's alarming and utterly demonic stranglehold on the world of vacuous saccharine multimillion-dollar teendom seem like a boring day at the mall, with lots of makeup and tube tops and Hot Dog on a Stick.

[VRWCmember]

Why do you post the hateful drivel of Morford?

[martin_fierro]

Why do you post the hateful drivel of Morford?

Because adding Keywords is so much fun. <|:)~

[RaceBannon]

COSMO Bible alert

[TexasNative2000]

We've had a lot of discussion about this magazine here on FR, but this will settle the arguements; if Morford is against it, it must be OK.

[randog]

I find it just a little disturbing that a grown man takes such intense interest in the affairs of young girls.

[Petronski]

...and their own divine potency.

I knew a girl in high school who seemed to have divine potency. About once a month.

[Mr. Silverback]

I haven't even read the article yet, I just have to say that as soon as I saw your thread title, I immedaitelt thought of the scene in legally blond where Reese Witherspoon knows that the Latin lover type character is gay because he knows she's wearing Prada shoes. Gave me a good giggle, I have a mental picture of Morford running out of a Boston courtroom, chasing his crying, heart-wounded boyfriend. :-)

[Mr. Silverback]

immedaitelt=immediately

Dang, I've got to get some coffee in me.

[Damocles]

"...and happy guiltless vaginal investigations.

What the hell is this guy smokin'?

[Kenton]

God, this flamer sure does hate any form of normality, doersn't he?

[Tax-chick]

Mary-Kate and Ashley's alarming and utterly demonic stranglehold on the world of vacuous saccharine multimillion-dollar teendom

Because of phrases like this ... just ignore the point, and dig the Quality Adjectives.

[Oztrich Boy]

I find it just a little disturbing that a grown man takes such intense interest in the affairs of young girls.

Be not disturbed. Morford has not the slightest interest in young girls.

[presidio9]

Why do you post the hateful drivel of Morford?

Two reasons:

First, because her ideas are so liberal and egocentric that they end up being an advertisement for the relative sanity of Conservatism.

Second, because I know that she reads FR (she talks about us in her column all the time), and I know that she does care what we say about her.

[mhking]

Did his fingers begin to burn as he dared to touch a book containing the Word of God?

Just damn.

If you want on the new list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[jjm2111]

"Jesus is that amazing clenched feeling you get when you lie back and aim the shower massager just right and... oh, never mind. "

Mark Morford, a "writer" in the employ of the San Francisco Chronicle takes blasphemy to a whole new level.

[presidio9]

Be not disturbed. Morford has not the slightest interest in young girls.

...other than that she wishes she WAS one.

[Damocles]

I'm confused. I thought "Mark Morford" was a guy?

[Damocles]

Never mind. I just caught the subtle sarcasm...

[ecomcon]

More banging on the door of Lot from Morford.