SHOREVIEW, MN — In the latest in a long line of cruel, heartless atrocities it has committed, the Trump administration has just stripped federal funding from a gas station daycare center with 20,000 students. According to Absame Dihoud, the daycare's proprietor, President Donald Trump's tyrannical actions will leave the 20,000 students enrolled at the New Day Sunshine Learing Center for Kids, which is centered in the Daycare & Gas Rest Stop, entirely without educational opportunities. "Just think of the children!" Dihoud's translator said, gesturing toward a fuel tanker that had just pulled into refuel at the station. "Now there...