Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Cruel: Trump Admin Strips Funding From Gas-Station Daycare Center With 20,000 Students
The Bee ^ | Feb 26, 2026 | The Bee

Posted on 02/27/2026 11:45:52 AM PST by dayglored

SHOREVIEW, MN — In the latest in a long line of cruel, heartless atrocities it has committed, the Trump administration has just stripped federal funding from a gas station daycare center with 20,000 students.

According to Absame Dihoud, the daycare's proprietor, President Donald Trump's tyrannical actions will leave the 20,000 students enrolled at the New Day Sunshine Learing Center for Kids, which is centered in the Daycare & Gas Rest Stop, entirely without educational opportunities.

"Just think of the children!" Dihoud's translator said, gesturing toward a fuel tanker that had just pulled into refuel at the station. "Now there will be no way for all 20,000 of Mr. Dihoud's students to come here every day for daycare. What are their parents going to do? Trump is unfathomably evil and corrupt."

The New Day Sunshine Learing Center for Kids has a 4.6-star rating on Google Maps, with over three reviews noting how clean the bathrooms are and also "كم هي رائحتها جميلة."

"This is an outrage to his thriving daycare center," said Dihoud's translator. "He should be able to rely on consistent funding from the American government to help him feed his family, take care of 20,000 toddlers at his learing center, and be able to help fund global jihad. Trump is clearly a fascist."

At publishing time, Trump's funding cuts had also cruelly stripped money from Dihoud's School For Immigrants Who Want To Drive Good And Speak English Good Too.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; gasstationdaycare; learingcenter; satire

Click here: to donate by Credit Card

Or here: to donate by PayPal

Or by mail to: Free Republic, LLC - PO Box 9771 - Fresno, CA 93794

Thank you very much and God bless you.

"Just think of the children!"
1 posted on 02/27/2026 11:45:52 AM PST by dayglored
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: dayglored

That Arabic comment (كم هي رائحتها جميلة) is “How beautiful it smells!”


2 posted on 02/27/2026 11:49:46 AM PST by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dayglored

lol.


3 posted on 02/27/2026 11:51:53 AM PST by Fido969
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: dayglored

This is just horrible and terrible and horrible. I am sure many will never stop crying about this.


4 posted on 02/27/2026 11:56:16 AM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dayglored

What will they do to the Planned Parenthood Daycare Centers?


5 posted on 02/27/2026 12:00:52 PM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dayglored

Link doesn’t work for me...

https://babylonbee.com/news/cruel-trump-admin-strips-funding-from-gas-station-daycare-center-with-20000-students


6 posted on 02/27/2026 12:01:52 PM PST by M. Thatcher
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dayglored

What’s next? He’ll no longer be able to sell halal hotdogs and tasty snacks?


7 posted on 02/27/2026 12:05:15 PM PST by Bullish (My tagline ran off with another man, but it's okay... I wasn't married to it.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dayglored

Hmmm...
The Bee’s humor understates the criminality of both the Somalian invasion and its American Communist Party benefactors...


8 posted on 02/27/2026 12:07:14 PM PST by SuperLuminal (Where is rabble-rising Sam Adams now that we need him? Is his name Trump, now?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: M. Thatcher
> Link doesn’t work for me...

Hmmm, works for me....

9 posted on 02/27/2026 12:50:01 PM PST by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: dayglored

beeutiful


10 posted on 02/27/2026 12:51:24 PM PST by RckyRaCoCo (there are demons out there, and they look like people)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: RckyRaCoCo

Can you get sushi there?


11 posted on 02/27/2026 1:16:19 PM PST by DIRTYSECRET
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: dayglored

Not really they can get daycare. not sure what stopped. oh the free money stopped. The daycare can go on just as it has for 5000 years.


12 posted on 02/27/2026 1:26:05 PM PST by kvanbrunt2
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dayglored

Almost got me on that one.


13 posted on 02/27/2026 2:18:46 PM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus….)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson