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  • 'Meteorologist' Has Meltdown, Gives An Honest Weather Report (video)

    12/08/2020 8:24:45 AM PST · by Eddie01 · 31 replies
    sunnyskyz ^ | December 3, 2020 | Ryan the weather guy
  • Mutual Maskerbation (5 minute youtube video)

    11/29/2020 5:31:07 PM PST · by dynachrome · 11 replies
    youtube ^ | 11-28-20 | WhatsHerFace
    They say history repeats itself, but who would’ve thought history would be repeating so soon. In just a few months we are back to government mandated lockdowns and more arguing about PCR testing. We might’ve failed the first time this happened but maybe this is the universe playing the same story on repeat hoping we get it right this time. So let’s learn from past mistakes and change the end of this repeating story. Freedom is non-negotiable, it can’t be put on hold or be taken away, because if it can, then it never really existed at all.
  • Funny Thanksgiving tip

    11/23/2020 11:20:03 AM PST · by Patriot777 · 25 replies
    N/a | unknown
    My sweet Mom found this Thanksgiving funny online today: "Make sure that you turn your weight scale back 10 lbs. Wednesday night before retiring." :-D
  • Funniest construction videos, and some disasters.

    Many of these short videos will have you laughing in tears.
  • Taylorsville woman charged after man found beaten, naked and zip-tied

    10/28/2020 3:09:15 PM PDT · by ChildOfThe60s · 29 replies
    WDRB Louisville ^ | October 28, 2020 | Staff
    Police say a Taylorsville woman was behind the crime, when a man was kidnapped, beaten and forced to strip naked. According to an arrest report, the incident happened last month in Taylorsville. Police say 36-year-old Leslie Tindle admitted to luring the victim from his home. That's when an accomplice hit him, according to the arrest report, and Tindle forced him to strip. The man was later found along Bloomfield Road, naked and beaten with his hands zip-tied behind his back. Police say Tindle told them it was all because the victim was in the car when someone else took her...
  • 10 Hilarious Vintage Clips about Politics

    10/11/2020 4:59:08 PM PDT · by Lenora Thompson · 18 replies
    Lenora Thompson, Patriotic Writer ^ | 10/11/2020 | Lenora Thompson, Writer
    On the rare occasions I got to watch TV growing up, I always begged for a few extra minutes after Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood ended. The show that followed as always PBS's Film du Jour and the film of the day was always Life with Father starring William Powell. I loved it when William Powell exploded, "Why did God make so many dumb fools and Democrats?!". That was my first clue that politics is damned funny! Whether you're Republican or Democrat, these are some of the funniest and oldest comedy clips about politics I could find on YouTube. FAIR WARNING: Void...
  • Name That Tune! Theme song for 2020

    09/25/2020 6:51:58 AM PDT · by nevergore · 47 replies
    Self ^ | 9/25/2020 | NeverGore
    Haven’t see. The Friday Silliness post in a while..... thought we could have a lighthearted kick off with a name that theme tune for 2020...... Only criteria is that the tune must have appropriate lyrics to fit your 2020 experience..... My vote is for “Bad Moon Rising “ by Credence Clearwater Revival.... Have fun Freepers!!!!! Name that tune!
  • Texas Reloaded - Greatest joint campaign ad in history

    09/24/2020 1:43:13 PM PDT · by tbw2 · 34 replies
    Dan Crenshaw for Congress ^ | 09/24/2020 | Rep. Dan Crenshaw
    If you don't live in Texas, this ad will make you want to move here. Greatest joint campaign in history. The mission? Save Texas by recruiting the greatest congressional candidates in history. Donate here https://crenshawtx.com/TXReloaded to support me and Wesley Hunt, Genevieve Collins, Beth Van Duyne, Tony Gonzales, and August Pfluger.
  • To honor Justice Ginsburg's legacy, Biden should consider Michelle Obama (HAHAHAHHAHA!)

    09/19/2020 6:56:07 PM PDT · by bitt · 86 replies
    The Hill ^ | 9/19/2020 | roger house
    This weekend, the nation will honor the legacy of U.S. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who died at age 87; soon thereafter, former Vice President Joe Biden's campaign must seize the moment and stake out a landmark candidate to replace the beloved jurist. The nominee must be someone who advances the cause of racial and gender justice and quells Republican efforts to bum-rush a replacement. What it means is that the Biden campaign cannot simply propose to nominate a woman of traditional qualifications for the court. If it is to make history, then it must spotlight a woman who...
  • Ok the world is officially in the seven years tribulation

    08/31/2020 5:02:32 PM PDT · by Secret Agent Man · 44 replies
    Loretta Lynn and Kid Rock got married to each other Jesus has to come back soon, this i one of the 7 signs No, but cmon its weird as he11
  • Dr. Seuss: The COVIDS

    08/02/2020 8:09:05 AM PDT · by HypatiaTaught · 2 replies
    Youtube ^ | Operation Unmask
    Perfect play on what is going on with the mask people and the unmasked people.
  • Sports Teams Names

    07/04/2020 6:06:48 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 28 replies
    Chicago Tribune | 7/4/2020 | To Clarence Page
    I think all sports fans and most everybody else will get a kick out of this letter written to the Chicago Tribune. No matter which side you are on in the matter of renaming the Washington Redskins, this guy is hilarious... This is an e-mail sent to Clarence Page of the Chicago Tribune after an article he published concerning a name change for the Washington Redskins. Dear Mr. Page: I agree with our Native American population. I am highly jilted by the racially charged name of the Washington Redskins. One might argue that to name a professional football team after...
  • With Statues Gone, Pigeons Forced To Poop On Rioters

    06/24/2020 11:20:37 AM PDT · by Forgiven_Sinner · 13 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | June 23rd, 2020 | Babylon Bee
    U.S.—With more and more statues across the country being pulled down, pigeons are being forced to redirect their payloads to different targets. As soon as statues are pulled down, the pigeons turn toward the nearest available target: angry rioters. "Yes! Down with racism--AHHHHH!!!!" screamed one rioter just after pulling down a statue of Christopher Columbus. The pigeons immediately turned on him, with a squadron of the birds divebombing him to unload hundreds of pounds worth of excrement. "Run!!!" Rioters frantically tried to put the statues back up as they were attacked by the feral flocks. "Put Christopher back! Quick!" cried...
  • Nancy Pelosi takes a knee, then needs help getting up

    06/08/2020 11:45:32 AM PDT · by Drastic · 28 replies
    Trending Views ^ | 6-8-2020 | Frank
    You can't make this stuff up. Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was part of the congressional members who took a knee for nearly nine minutes before proposing police reform. She needed help getting up. She's 80-years-old and it's time for her to retire.
  • Hasidic kids put up “Justice for George Floyd" Sign at their religious street carnival to stop NYPD from breaking it up

    06/05/2020 12:29:49 PM PDT · by Bigtigermike · 24 replies
    Sad they had to go to that length but brilliant idea
  • Chinese Government Lays Off Entire Propaganda Team As American Media Doing Their Job For Them

    05/05/2020 7:08:17 PM PDT · by EdnaMode · 16 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | May 4, 2020
    The Chinese government has laid off its entire propaganda arm, cutting thousands of jobs at China Central Television and other state-run media outlets as the American media is already doing their job for them. "It seemed kinda redundant for us to have a state-run media when we have the American press," said President Xi at a press conference Monday. "The American media is carrying water for us. It's pretty incredible. We unleashed a virus on the world and lied about it for months, and the American press can't stop praising us. As long as they make their orange leader look...
  • Words of Wisdom

    04/20/2020 7:31:12 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 4 replies
    email from a friend | 4/20/20 | multiple
    Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not using it in a fruit salad. Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin..' - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) <><> I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.' - Eleanor Roosevelt <><> Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been...
  • SATIRE Uh-Oh: Wuhan Lab Changes Sign To '0 Days Since Accidentally Releasing A Virus'

    04/17/2020 11:39:01 AM PDT · by Mrs. Don-o · 12 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | April 16, 2020 | Babylon Bee
    <p>WUHAN—In an alarming turn of events, workers at a Wuhan research lab were seen adjusting a sign that read “92 Days Since Accidentally Releasing a Virus,” taking down the 92 and replacing it with a zero.</p> <p>“Everything is still great here,” said President Xi Jinping to selected members of the press. “Nothing alarming has happened here... and certainly not for a second time.” Xi was wearing a hazmat suit, but he claimed that was because it was laundry day and that was the only thing he had left that was clean. The American press felt no need to ask any follow-up questions.</p>
  • 5 types of UPS customers since the “rona”:

    04/11/2020 8:46:41 AM PDT · by tbw2 · 78 replies
    Anonymous | April 1, 2020 | Anonymous
    From an anonymous UPS delivery driver... 5 types of customers since the “rona”: 1) Steve: He has been waiting for this moment his whole life. He has been drinking boilermakers since 10:00 am in his recliner and his AR is within arms reach. He has 6 months provisions in the basement and a bug out bag due west buried in the woods. Steve demands a handshake as I give him his package. He’s sizing me up as I deliver his ammo. Steve will survive this, and he will kill you if he needs to. 2) Brad: He is standing at...
  • Squirrels

    04/06/2020 4:37:59 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 58 replies
    email from a friend | 4/6/2020 | unknown
    The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will. At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week. The Lutheran church decided that they were not in...