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  • A chaotic Taco Bell holiday party included public sex, lots of booze, and vomit in the guacamole, lawsuit alleges

    11/28/2023 3:45:05 PM PST · by know.your.why · 35 replies
    Business Insider ^ | 11/21/2023 | Sonam Sheth
    A new lawsuit alleges that a Taco Bell holiday party last year went off the rails and devolved into employees getting drunk, having public sex, and vomiting in a guacamole bowl. The suit was filed by a woman who worked at a Taco Bell in San Pedro, California, at the time and attended the holiday party. The lawsuit alleges that she reported the incident and was retaliated against by people associated with the defendants of the case. The suit alleges that the woman's supervisor invited her to the party at the Taco Bell restaurant they worked at in December 2022....
  • Boston Terrier Short (You need to laugh)

    09/05/2023 8:43:16 AM PDT · by jcon40 · 28 replies
    Youtube ^ | Unknown
  • Babylon Bee Radio Episode #111 The Final Episode

    07/28/2023 3:53:08 AM PDT · by Recovering_Democrat · 1 replies
    Spotify ^ | 07/28/2023 | Austin Robertson
    The only inerrant reporting in Babylon...
  • Al Gore Dresses Up Like Swedish Teen Girl So People Will Listen To Him Again

    07/25/2023 4:34:19 PM PDT · by millenial4freedom · 19 replies
    Twitter ^ | 07/25/2023 | The Babylon Bee
  • British Cancer Charity Declares ‘Front/Bonus Hole’ as New Acceptable Term for Vaginas

    07/08/2023 5:36:49 AM PDT · by millenial4freedom · 55 replies
    The Publica ^ | 7/5/2023 | Jack Hadfield
    A British cancer charity is under fire after suggesting that vaginas be alternatively referred to as “front holes” or “bonus holes.” Jo’s Cervical Cancer Trust, a UK charity dedicated to providing support to both “women and people with a cervix,” partnered with the LGBT Foundation to publish a new glossary of “inclusive” terms in order to cater to trans-identified individuals. “Using the correct language when referring to someone’s gender identity is a simple and effective way to demonstrate support and recognition,” the charity states on their website. “If incorrect language is used without being corrected, it can cause someone to...
  • VIDEO: Lip Reading the White House Correspondents Dinner

    04/30/2023 7:49:16 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 6 replies
    Rumble ^ | April 30, 2023 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOWe heard the speakers at the forum of the 2023 White House Correspondents Dinner. But what of the many conversations that were not on mic? The good news is that I applied my amazing lip reading ability to present to you what many of the guests were saying at that dinner.
  • Analysis-With record diversity on their boards, Fed bank chiefs see lower chances of policy error

    02/24/2023 6:05:21 AM PST · by millenial4freedom · 12 replies
    Kelo ^ | 02/24/2023 | Ann Saphir
    (Reuters) – A record number of women and minorities hold seats this year on the boards of the Federal Reserve’s 12 regional banks, providing perhaps the most diverse range of input ever as those banks’ presidents – alongside Fed governors in Washington – wrestle with how to slow inflation without tanking the economy. Fed bank directors generally stay out of the limelight, but many U.S. central bankers view them as a critical resource. Indeed, some argue prospects for a best-case outcome to their policy-tightening campaign are heightened by the advice from such a wide spectrum of voices. “I think the...
  • Larry Hogan stops by a Jewish deli in Florida

    02/12/2023 7:02:41 PM PST · by conservative98 · 25 replies
    Former Maryland Gov. Larry Hogan met with Jewish community leaders at a Miami-area deli on Tuesday during a swing through Florida to raise money ahead of a possible 2024 presidential run, reports Jewish Insider’s Gabby Deutch. Earlier in the day Hogan had breakfast with former Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT). Aventura adventure: “Our allies, including Israel, need a strong and united America leading the world,” Hogan, a Republican, tweeted after the event, which took place at Mo’s Bagels & Deli in heavily Jewish Aventura, just north of Miami. Attendees at the event included Aventura Mayor Howard Weinberg and other local officials...
  • Vegan activists ***** Around and Found Out… (1min 32sec video to brighten your day)

    02/01/2023 10:53:00 PM PST · by LibWhacker · 21 replies
    Vegan activists ***** Around and Found Out…
  • PARODY: Maoist Centrist/Biden Supporter wants Biden to keep grocery costs elevated so checkout lines at Whole Foods are shorter

    12/21/2022 4:41:30 AM PST · by millenial4freedom · 7 replies
    Twitter ^ | 12/19/2022 | Dr. Foster (@ClaireFosterPHD)
  • Respectable white people return to the Democrats | Opinion

    11/17/2022 12:55:42 PM PST · by millenial4freedom · 40 replies
    Alternet ^ | 11/17/2022 | John Stoehr
    Either way, they thought the Democrats were better. This is important to work out. Independent voters are not merely people refusing formal party alignment. They are that great globular middle of American politics – respectable white people, that is, white people who care about looking respectable to white people, who themselves care about looking respectable to other white people. I call this class of Americans “globular,” because they can be pushed and pulled, depending on the context at election time. They are fickle. They believe they are immune to the consequences of politics. But they can be shamed, as respectability...
  • WHAT DUMMY VOTED FOF FETTERMAN? Lord Jesus Help Us All. I’m at a lost for words!

    11/14/2022 6:49:16 PM PST · by packagingguy · 41 replies
    Rumble ^ | November 13, 2022 | Terrence K Williams
    Who voter for him and why? Please explain to me why did you vote for him? You got to be dumber than him to vote for him, and if you're dumber than him you probably shouldn't even be voting. I know you didn't understand a word he said. If you voted for Fetterman, whatever this man's name is, Fetterman, Featherman however you say it, don't move to Texas, please. No, no, no. Stay there, okay? We might pay you to stay where you are. Don't ever move to Texas and vote here, please don't!
  • 'Fix your companies. Or Congress will,' Ed Markey and Elon Musk go after each other on Twitter

    11/14/2022 7:15:53 AM PST · by millenial4freedom · 22 replies
    CBS Boston ^ | 11/14/2022 | Staff
    BOSTON - Massachusetts Senator Ed Markey is clashing with billionaire Elon Musk and demanding the Twitter CEO fix his companies. The back and forth is over Twitter's blue checkmark policy for verified accounts that was revised when Musk took over Twitter. It started when Markey shared a statement and letter sent to Musk last week, calling out how a Washington Post reporter was able to create a user account named the @realEdMarkey, with the Senator's permission, and bought a blue check mark, indicating the account was verified.
  • Airplane! director David Zucker slams people inside woke Hollywood for DESTROYING comedy because they 'don't have a sense of humor'

    11/11/2022 3:55:18 PM PST · by algore · 65 replies
    The director of the off-color 1980 film Airplane! slammed Hollywood for killing comedy by being too woke. David Zucker, 75, told PragerU that film executives were 'destroying comedy' because they are too afraid to upset a fraction of the population who 'don't have a sense of humor.' The veteran funnyman, 82, told Fox News he does not believe comedians have the freedom to be funny anymore, blasting today's cancel culture as the 'death of creativity.' The director's comments come just months after Monty Python icon John Cleese also called out Hollywood for neutering creativity with its woke crusade. Zucker, who's...
  • Doug Emhoff speaks out about toxic masculinity and supporting wife Kamala Harris

    11/02/2022 4:31:48 PM PDT · by millenial4freedom · 26 replies
    The Independent ^ | 10/28/22 | Amber Raiken
    Second gentleman Doug Emhoff has spoken out about toxic masculinity and the importance of supporting his wife, Vice President Kamala Harris.In a preview of his upcoming CNN segment, Being…The Second Gentleman, the 58-year-old lawyer addressed some of the stigma surrounding a man’s decision to take a step back from his job to support his wife, who has a bigger career than her spouse does.
  • Vladimir Putin Joke of the Day

    10/07/2022 10:24:33 AM PDT · by Salgak · 24 replies
    10/7/22 | The Interwebz. . .
    Vladimir Putin was being briefed by one of his top generals. "I've good news and bad news for you this morning, sir." "Let's hear the good news," Putin replied. "Intelligence reports indicate that the latest additions to the Ukranian arsenal are damaged and outdated, and many won't pose any threat to us at all." "That's excellent! Finally, things might be starting to turn our way! What's the bad the news?" The general shifted in his seat and looked down at the table. "A large amount of our best weapons and munitions have just been captured, sir."
  • Nudist summoned to court for walking down street with todger out arrives naked

    10/03/2022 8:52:59 AM PDT · by packagingguy · 53 replies
    UK Daily Star ^ | October 2, 2022 | Lizzie McAllister
    A man with a penchant for getting naked turned heads when he showed up at a courthouse in the buff. Alejandro Colomar, 29, has racked up an eye-watering €3,000 (£2,700) in fines for walking around the streets of Valencia, Spain, without clothes on multiple occasions. And the self-proclaimed nudist, who claims his naughty hobby is not illegal, even showed up at the courthouse totally disrobed to contest his many fines on Tuesday (September 27).
  • Angel Outside Trump’s Empty Safe Tells FBI Agents, 'Behold! The Document You Seek Is Not Here!'

    08/12/2022 6:32:13 PM PDT · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 20 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | August 11, 2022 | The Babylon Bee
    MAR-A-LAGO, FL — New reports from Mar-a-Lago indicate that during Monday's raid, FBI agents searching the house ran quickly to see the safe only to find it empty with an angel of the Lord standing beside it. According to eyewitnesses, the FBI agents trembled and became as dead men. "Do not be afraid!" began the glowing angel, gesturing to the open and empty vault. "I know that you seek the classified documents taken by Trump. But behold! The Documents you seek are not here!" The agents drew their weapons and fired on the angel, but the bullets passed through the...
  • ‘Queer agender’ feminist physicist still cheesed at ‘homophobic’ NASA telescope

    07/17/2022 6:17:48 AM PDT · by millenial4freedom · 63 replies
    The College Fix ^ | 07/16/2022 | Dave Huber
    As NASA’s new James Webb Space Telescope is sending back its first remarkable images of our universe, “queer agender” feminist physicist Chanda Prescod-Weinstein wants you to know she remains miffed at the telescope’s moniker. Late last year, the University of New Hampshire professor and three other scientists demanded NASA ditch Webb’s name from the project due to his alleged homophobia. Prior to Webb’s appointment as head of NASA in 1961, he allegedly played a role in the so-called “Lavender Scare” as a State Department official. In response to a petition started by Prescod-Weinstein et. al., NASA investigated the issue last...
  • Tyrus: This is uncomfortable (chimp doctor gives medical advice)

    06/20/2022 4:16:28 PM PDT · by Eleutheria5 · 15 replies
    FNC ^ | 17/6/22 | Greg Gutfeld
    ‘Gutfeld!’ guests react to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention raising the monkeypox alert to level two after its handling of coronavirus.