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Israel's edition of "Dancing with the Stars" had a duo channeling President Trump and Melania Trump—and they totally nailed it. Absolute must-see! 💃🏻🕺🇺🇸 MUST WATCH! Israel's 🇮🇱 "Dancing with the Stars" featured one of the pairs dressed as President Trump and Melania Trump, and they absolutely killed it.

(I don't believe people who just happened to be born on any of 365 days, deserve any special notice for it, but their Mothers do. My Mother, born in 1912, gave birth to me this day in 1954. So, to indulge myself, I thought I'd pass along this comedic poem from her birth year, 1912, from a children's book.) The Rocket Book (1912) by Peter Newell. Narrated at the click-link at Librivox by Phil Chenevert. The Rocket Book by Peter Newell at Gutenberg(Twenty-one comedic illustrations) [pg] The ROCKET Book by PETER NEWELL HARPER & BROTHERS NEW YORK [pg] COPYRIGHT, 1912,...

Educators and a top California lawmaker are demanding an investigation into an elementary school teacher who shared a photo in a work group chat showing a black toddler wearing an ankle monitor. John Solomon, a fifth-grade teacher at MacArthur Elementary School in Lakewood and a prominent leader in the Teachers Association of Long Beach, is under fire after a colleague shared the distasteful message he sent about their young students in May. In the text to the 11-member group chat, Solomon included a photo of a cartoon black toddler smiling while wearing an ankle monitor on one foot, according to...

While human error is inevitable, some of the tools we build for ourselves, like autocorrect, don’t always work as intended. The “Autocorrect Fails” Facebook group is dedicated to those hilarious moments when your phone’s software decides to change a normal text into something very different.

Make BurgerKing Great Again. AI compilation of Brandon, Musk, Trump, Zelenski, Putin.

s an added safety measure to prevent further runway catastrophes, Delta Airlines has added a little hanging tennis ball to the end of runways to help female pilots. After multiple recent incidents of female pilots struggling to figure out exactly when a runway begins and ends, Delta decided to begin positioning cranes to hang tennis balls from a string at the end of each runway. "A tennis ball on a string is the most trusted technique in the world to keep women from wrecking," explained Delta CEO Ed Bastian. "Millions of women have been stopped from smashing their cars into...

CAN YOU REMEMBER BACK THAT FAR?................ 0:50 VIDEO AT LINK.

Excerpts of his stand-up routine.

Watch as Woke Liberals Melt Down Over 2024 Election Results! [Sweet, sweet schadenfreude. Language]

Kamala's going home. Based on Ozzies Mama I coming home. He did a great job.

Trump knows that Barron has a strange hold on the affections of many of his most hardened supporters. And if there's anything more outlandish than the personality cult that surrounds him, it's the one that is rapidly developing around his youngest child. ... These cherry-picked details helped spawn a bizarre theory – eagerly taken up by pro-Trump tin-foil hatters - that Donald and Barron are time-travellers and that Barron will one day become an all-conquering 'American Caesar'.

This is hilarious. It's a short vid (1 min, 27 sec) but packed full of hilarity about modern woke society. And there is no doubt that it does indeed "pretty much explains today's society." (you can click post link above or click pic below)

The title of this 2:29 video looks like clickbait. But trust me, it’s not. I’m not the biggest fan of Chappelle, but this is good stuff. And very topical.

It was, objectively, a hard week.

A new lawsuit alleges that a Taco Bell holiday party last year went off the rails and devolved into employees getting drunk, having public sex, and vomiting in a guacamole bowl. The suit was filed by a woman who worked at a Taco Bell in San Pedro, California, at the time and attended the holiday party. The lawsuit alleges that she reported the incident and was retaliated against by people associated with the defendants of the case. The suit alleges that the woman's supervisor invited her to the party at the Taco Bell restaurant they worked at in December 2022....

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A British cancer charity is under fire after suggesting that vaginas be alternatively referred to as “front holes” or “bonus holes.” Jo’s Cervical Cancer Trust, a UK charity dedicated to providing support to both “women and people with a cervix,” partnered with the LGBT Foundation to publish a new glossary of “inclusive” terms in order to cater to trans-identified individuals. “Using the correct language when referring to someone’s gender identity is a simple and effective way to demonstrate support and recognition,” the charity states on their website. “If incorrect language is used without being corrected, it can cause someone to...