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Delta Adds A Little Hanging Tennis Ball To End Of Runway For Female Pilots
Babylon Bee ^

Posted on 02/19/2025 6:30:32 PM PST by MNDude

s an added safety measure to prevent further runway catastrophes, Delta Airlines has added a little hanging tennis ball to the end of runways to help female pilots.

After multiple recent incidents of female pilots struggling to figure out exactly when a runway begins and ends, Delta decided to begin positioning cranes to hang tennis balls from a string at the end of each runway.

"A tennis ball on a string is the most trusted technique in the world to keep women from wrecking," explained Delta CEO Ed Bastian. "Millions of women have been stopped from smashing their cars into the garage wall by husbands graciously hanging up a tennis ball. We are excited to bring this tried-and-true technology to Delta Airlines to hopefully keep our female pilots from wrecking any more planes."

According to airport personnel, the tennis ball on a string has already prevented over a dozen crashes by female pilots. "Now, if we can just get those lady pilots to stop checking their makeup and focus on the instrument panel," said air traffic controller Bob Rendon. "Hang on a minute, got a girl pilot coming in hot -- stop when you touch the tennis ball, I repeat, brake for the tennis ball!"

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; canadacrash; funny
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1 posted on 02/19/2025 6:30:32 PM PST by MNDude
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To: hellinahandcart

Ping.


2 posted on 02/19/2025 6:31:34 PM PST by sauropod (Make sure Satan has to climb over a lot of Scripture to get to you. John MacArthur Ne supra crepidam)
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To: MNDude

What is the c.v. of the Delta Pilot in Toronto the other day?

“We’ll be on the ground soon....”


3 posted on 02/19/2025 6:32:40 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: MNDude

OMG...too funny...


4 posted on 02/19/2025 6:33:28 PM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: MNDude

Until very recently, I believe Germany often had public parking lots with clearly marked spaces meant for women.
The women’s parking spacing were extra wide, so to make it easier to fit in with less effort and worry.


5 posted on 02/19/2025 6:33:49 PM PST by lee martell
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To: MNDude

Brilliant bee.


6 posted on 02/19/2025 6:34:16 PM PST by Recovering Ex-hippie (RINO going along to get along with)
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To: lee martell

When did they stop doing that?


7 posted on 02/19/2025 6:34:44 PM PST by MinorityRepublican
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To: MNDude
"Millions of women have been stopped from smashing their cars into the garage wall by husbands graciously hanging up a tennis ball. We are excited to bring this tried-and-true technology to Delta Airlines ...
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Awwww, that's so sweet...

8 posted on 02/19/2025 6:34:52 PM PST by GOPJ (Democrats are the party of angry black women, sexual weirdos and white liberal elites. It's a fail.)
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To: MNDude

Oh man, that’s funny!


9 posted on 02/19/2025 6:36:18 PM PST by Enterprise ( These people have no honor, no belief, no poetry, no art, no humor, no patriotism.)
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To: lee martell

Guys like to complain about women drivers but remember - men have more accidents and speeding tickets than women.


10 posted on 02/19/2025 6:36:29 PM PST by ladyjane
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To: Paladin2

The airline operating the aircraft is Endeavor Airlines a subsidiary of Delta. Their pilots typically have fewer flying hours than mainline Delta IIRC.


11 posted on 02/19/2025 6:37:11 PM PST by wiley (John 16:33: "In the world you have tribulation, but take courage ; I have overcome the world.")
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To: MNDude

Lol


12 posted on 02/19/2025 6:38:30 PM PST by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life's tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: wiley

And it shows


13 posted on 02/19/2025 6:39:32 PM PST by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life's tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: Sacajaweau

this is one of their best headlines.


14 posted on 02/19/2025 6:40:03 PM PST by MNDude
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To: wiley

I haven’t flown in a long time.

Back in the day, the regional jets were flown by guys in their 20’s, most likely without military jet jockey experience.

Today? Who knows?


15 posted on 02/19/2025 6:42:47 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: MNDude
And the flight attendants can put them on the legs of their walkers.

-PJ

16 posted on 02/19/2025 6:44:47 PM PST by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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To: Paladin2

“Upside down? Boy, I’ll say!” an accountant for Delta quipped.


17 posted on 02/19/2025 6:45:30 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Enterprise
My mother got the car stuck in our two car garage...too funny

Dad saved her.

18 posted on 02/19/2025 6:45:33 PM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: ladyjane

Low speed v. High Speed

Hold my beer alert.....


19 posted on 02/19/2025 6:47:30 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: Political Junkie Too

The “Stews” of the 60s rocked [and not in their chairs....].


20 posted on 02/19/2025 6:50:30 PM PST by Paladin2
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