Minding my own business and this black hole opens up right in my living room and snapped shut again right away, leaving a few sheets of paper floating crazily around my head. By the time I'd gathered my wits (both of them!), they were reposing gently on the floor...I picked them up and, noticing their contents and the fact the seemed to be undergoing gradual existence failure, I put them on my scanner.... Unfortunately the last one didn't make it--disintegrated completely just as I was putting it on the scanner. It seemed to consist largely of sports scores...horse-racing, mostly...