Posted on 04/12/2010 4:30:44 PM PDT by ExGeeEye
Minding my own business and this black hole opens up right in my living room and snapped shut again right away, leaving a few sheets of paper floating crazily around my head. By the time I'd gathered my wits (both of them!), they were reposing gently on the floor...I picked them up and, noticing their contents and the fact the seemed to be undergoing gradual existence failure, I put them on my scanner....
Unfortunately the last one didn't make it--disintegrated completely just as I was putting it on the scanner. It seemed to consist largely of sports scores...horse-racing, mostly...
1. George Washington 1789-1797
2. John Adams 1797-1801
3. Thomas Jefferson 1801-1809
4. James Madison 1809-1817
5. James Monroe 1817-1825
6. John Quincy Adams 1825-1829
7. Andrew Jackson 1829-1837
8. Martin Van Buren 1837-1841
9. William Henry Harrison† 1841
10. John Tyler 1841-1845
11. James Knox Polk 1845-1849
12. Zachary Taylor† 1849-1850
13. Millard Fillmore 1850-1853
14. Franklin Pierce 1853-1857
15. James Buchanan 1857-1861
16. Abraham Lincoln†† 1861-1865
17. Andrew Johnson* 1865-1869
18. Ulysses Simpson Grant 1869-1877
19. Rutherford Birchard Hayes 1877-1881
20. James Abram Garfield†† 1881
21. Chester Alan Arthur 1881-1885
22. Grover Cleveland 1885-1889
23. Benjamin Harrison 1889-1893
24. Grover Cleveland 1893-1897
25. William McKinley†† 1897-1901
26. Theodore Roosevelt 1901-1909
27. William Howard Taft 1909-1913
28. Woodrow Wilson 1913-1921
29. Warren Gamaliel Harding† 1921-1923
30. Calvin Coolidge 1923-1929
31. Herbert Clark Hoover 1929-1933
32. Franklin Delano Roosevelt† 1933-1945
33. Harry S. Truman 1945-1953
34. Dwight David Eisenhower 1953-1961
35. John Fitzgerald Kennedy†† 1961-1963
36. Lyndon Baines Johnson 1963-1969
37. Richard Milhous Nixon** 1969-1974
38. Gerald Rudolph Ford 1974-1977
39. Jimmy Carter 1977-1981
40. Ronald Wilson Reagan 1981-1989
41. George Herbert Walker Bush 1989-1993
42. Bill Clinton* 1993-2001
43. George Walker Bush 2001-2009
44. Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr.*** 2009-2011
CW2 and Governance by the Committee on Constitutional Restoration 2011-2014
45. Sarah Heath Palin 2014-2021****
†Died in office.
††Assassinated.
*Impeached (Charged with offences by the House of Representatives), but acquitted (at trial in the US Senate).
**Resigned to avoid impeachment.
*** The office was unlawfully held by an illegal alien, Barry Soetoro (AKA “Barack Hussein Obama”), who fled to Jakarta as Constitutionalist forces closed in on Washington. Mr. Biden served as “Vice President”, which office he resigned to assume the Presidency as Soetoro fled; about 90 minutes later he resigned again after Constitutionalists breached the White House Situation Room and took de facto command of the Nation. The reconstituted Supreme Court, in the Great Ruling of July 4, 2014, held that Mr. Biden had been the only lawful President of the United States since 12:00 Noon EST, January 20, 2009.
****President Palin was offered the opportunity to begin her first term as from the date of Constitutional Restoration (July 4, 2014) or her Inauguration (October 6, 2014), but chose to count it as from January 20, 2013. Her “National Reconciliation Policy” was directed toward minimizing the ill effects of the Soetoro Error.
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The Soetoro Error
May it be corrected soon.
May it never happen again.
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