YOU KNOW YOU'RE A FLORIDIAN WHEN....*Socks are only for bowling. * You never use an umbrella because the rain will be over in five minutes. * A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade. ... * You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites. * Anything under 70 degrees is chilly. * You've driven through Yeehaw Junction. * You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix. * You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for. *...