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  • DFU SONG: In My Room (former ambassador Nancy Powell in Osama's cave)

    03/31/2005 1:23:31 PM PST · by doug from upland · 5 replies · 210+ views
    DFU SONGS | 3-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - IN MY ROOM One day I know you will join me, my dear, Nancy Powell In my cave...in my cave I just hope I won't get ill to see your ugly scowl In my cave...in my cave You had kept materials hidden of the big reward I know kinky sex positions...you'll never be bored I can see you in your burqa, me in sheet and towel In my cave, in my cave In my cave, in my cave, etc etc etc
  • DFU SONG: I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing (for dear Ellen Ratner) 12-27-02

    12/27/2002 7:21:11 PM PST · by doug from upland · 5 replies · 330+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 12-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - I'D LIKE TO TEACH THE WORLD TO SING I'd hate to hear some awful news had just been sent to us That Ellen Ratner crossed the street and got hit by a bus It really wouldn't be too good if lightning struck her head 'Cause then, oh my, we'd have to read that poor Ellen was dead I know we'd freak if someone said while reading on a log That Ellen had been bitten by a vicious rabid dog That would be so bad…I would be very sad Perhaps wanting our troops to die is just a...