Have a bad case of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)? Want to leave the country but don’t know where to go that’s actually better than living in the U.S.? Why not go everywhere? A cruise line is offering potential passengers a four-year “Skip Forward” cruise that would take cruisers on a one to four-year cruise depending on how bad someone’s mental illness seems to be. Villa Vie Residences is now promoting a new “Tour La Vie program,” which starts at “just under $40,000 per year, according to a recent company news release. The offer was announced just a day after President-elect...