Posted on 11/14/2024 8:01:11 AM PST by Twotone
Have a bad case of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)? Want to leave the country but don’t know where to go that’s actually better than living in the U.S.? Why not go everywhere?
A cruise line is offering potential passengers a four-year “Skip Forward” cruise that would take cruisers on a one to four-year cruise depending on how bad someone’s mental illness seems to be.
Villa Vie Residences is now promoting a new “Tour La Vie program,” which starts at “just under $40,000 per year, according to a recent company news release. The offer was announced just a day after President-elect Donald Trump won the election.
The release announced the following:
With over 425 ports across 140 countries, each circumnavigation presents an unprecedented opportunity to discover the world from their floating home with ever-changing backyards.
Exclusive Offer Details
1-Year Escape from Reality
2-Year Mid-Term Selection
3-Year Everywhere but Home
4-Year Skip Forward
Odds are that if you feel the need to jump on a boat for at least a year because of an election, you’ve already had an “escape from reality.”
Lord knows being stuck on a boat with a bunch of mental patients sure sounds like a blast…or that blast could simply be them spontaneously combusting.
They’ll return just in time to see Vance inaugurated.
The good ship looney tunes
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How would all these poor, oppressed, put upon leftist people have the economic resources to undertake such a trip?
The good ship Lollipop?
40k/yr ?
That’s not much worse than renting an apartment these days.
I wouldn’t want to be stuck on a boat with a bunch of deranged democrats though.
Ship Of Fools.
They may need more ships to handle the new market
Perhaps I can illegally board and they’ll provide me a free room and give me a debit card to by culturally appropriate food.
Can you imagine the passenger list - and all in the same confined space? And the Vance follow on...they will be leaping from the bow!
by => buy
I am retired anyway, maybe I will go just to annoy them.
It’s actually a pretty creative marketing idea.
Ah that’s too kind. I can think of a lot worse names. That said 4 years asea is a long time. Be a shame if it sank somewhere during their extended escape from reality.
Maybe it will be A Three-Hour Tour....A Three-Hour Tour....
A floating petri dish of the most wretched villany and scum.
More likely the other way. You’ll flee at the first port of call.
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