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  • Jesus, Porky Pig collect votes for North Irwin council

    11/08/2019 10:06:39 AM PST · by Vigilanteman · 11 replies
    Tribune-Review (Suburban Pittsburgh) ^ | 7 November 2019 | Joe Napsha
    Although he died some two millennia ago and there is no evidence he ever visited Westmoreland County, Jesus Christ garnered support Tuesday to serve on North Irwin council. The 33 write-in ballots cast included single votes for Porky Pig, “My Left Foot” (the name of a 1989 film starring Daniel Day-Lewis), Somebody With A Brain and Jesus H. Christ — though the Bible never indicates that Jesus had a middle name. But, just like the Bible, “Jesus H. Christ” will be marked down for posterity in the county’s election records, said Beth Lechman, director of the county’s election bureau. Because...
  • You're children may be watching Noggin at 8:00 p.m. tonight and get a big suprise.

    04/07/2006 1:22:14 PM PDT · by frogjerk · 5 replies · 890+ views
    Subscribers of Comcast Cable will be ambushed tonight with Degrassi - "The Next Generation" 8:00 p.m. tonight.
  • Age Before Beauty

    12/09/2005 1:15:29 PM PST · by Lorianne · 7 replies · 641+ views
    Slate ^ | 8 December 2005 | Bruce Reed
    Impotence is as impotence does. ___ All Rx's Live in Texas: Most Sundays, the lead story in the New York Times is the latest report from the front lines of drug war, with the incomparable Robert Pear tracking down still more senior citizens baffled by the new Medicare prescription drug benefit. But this past Sunday was different: a front-page account of why sales of impotence drugs like Viagra are declining.