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  • Not To Be Outdone By Lizzo, Beyoncé Performs Concert Wearing George Washington's Teeth

    09/30/2022 5:35:28 PM PDT · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 11 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | September 29, 2022 | The Babylon Bee
    NEW YORK CITY, NY — After musical artist and professional twerker Lizzo made waves by playing James Madison's crystal flute on stage, Beyoncé upped the ante by performing in Times Square wearing George Washington's false teeth. "Howth ethyone doointh tonighth?" yelled out Beyoncé to the confused crowd while adjusting the lead-tin alloy and horse teeth dentures. "We haf a great showth for youf!" The Library of Congress confirmed they had loaned the priceless historical artifact to the singer, allowing her to be the first person to wear the teeth since a coroner removed them from dead George Washington's mouth over...