Our previous enemies could have destroyed our country, but our current ones mean we have a longer wait to get to our terminals at the airport. So they found a big stash of porn in Osama bin Laden’s compound. I thought the whole point of terrorism was supposed to be religious or something, but apparently the terrorists are like cafeteria Muslims — they don’t subscribe to the whole Islamic tenet of clean living and instead just adhere to the blowing-up-infidels part of the religion. It seems one of the biggest goals of Islamic terrorists — besides pointless murder and mayhem...