(AP) -- Comedian commentary on the campaign: "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno": "On 'Meet the Press,' President Bush was asked what he would do if he lost the election. He said, 'Phhh, like last time."' "Actually there was one embarrassing moment when President Bush was asked if his commission investigating Iraq was bipartisan; Bush said, he had no idea about their sexuality." "Embarrassing moment last week for Wesley Clark. His motorcade was pulled over by Oklahoma state troopers for speeding. Apparently he was charged with going nowhere fast!" "Presidential candidate John Edwards keeps saying there's two Americas. President Bush...