We believe in Global Warming the Sea-Raiser, the All-Powerful, maker of tsunami and hurricane, of all that is, seen and unseen. We believe in one Cause, The Activities of Man, the lowest of all creatures, except the ones that are brown. Gasses from Coal, not Recycling from Blight, true Cause from true Gasoline, made, not begotten, of Driving when One Could Walk; through Man all pollutions were made. For us and for our salvation Gore came down from heaven, was incarnate of the Holy Nader and the Virgin Chomsky and became truly political. For our sake he was un-elected under...