Call me shallow, but I do love the chili finger story. I think the chili finger story would make a very good movie, perhaps several movies -- a quickie docudrama starring Mariska Hargitay, a comedy starring Jennifer Aniston, and then, in the fullness of time, a sensitive art film starring Robin Wright Penn, with Paul Giamatti as the guy who sold his finger. See. That's the part I like. According to police reports, a guy named Brian Rossiter lost his finger when the lift on a truck severed it. He kept the finger, perhaps in the hope that it could...