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What went wrong when Wang wanked with wrench?

“Further...All cartoons depicting dogs in mosques must also show footwear so as not to touch off car torching fatwas...”

I was lucky enough to meet Tony a couple times including lunch with just three people.

He was absolutely as nice and decent a guy in person as he seemed on camera.

I’m very sorry to hear of his passing.

That pic looks like Nazgul porn. : )

Coming in a few years:

"What Must We Do to End Deadly Love of Prison-Style Sharpened Toothbrush Handles?"

I hit the wall...and the wall hit back.

Instant opus!

Her theories about bulldozers turned out to be flat wrong...

Lily, I have one word for you after all that work: Refund.

I guess Saddam wasn't "feeling pretty" when he got captured either...

"What has gotten into Peggy?"

Inside the beltway cocktail parties. Hey Peggy, say hello to Sandra Day O'Connor, won't you?

She jumped the shark...

Any survivors should also sue the weather bureau for false advertising. Thick fog? Wasn't all that thick, was it?

"Ah well. I never cared for French wine anyway. A little
too tart for my liking."

What about French tarts? : )

"Does this lipstick make me look like a pickled baboon?"

The Cube of Confusion: Gorgeous Blonde trapped with gay models.

You're quite right that JKC was an old-school SOB, but he was OUR SOB and he knew how to run a winner. A smart guy but I'm glad he wasn't my father!

Good memories. Loved Landry's curse after "No Danny No Danny... S#**"

Dexter Manley's KO of White was a thing of beauty as well. (Dexter's troubles were his own fault, but it was hard to stay mad at the guy. A big kid, but actions have consequences.)

I like your optimism. Don't know about 10-6, but I'll take an improved offense and a few more wins.

I want to see Gibbs succeed. Some of my fondest childhood memories were those Championship years. Riggo up the middle and Monk on third down. Darrell Green hurdling into the end zone on a frozen playoff day in Chicago...

I also miss the look on Jack Kent Cooke's face when some reporter would ask if he thought the name "Redskin" was offensive!

He was out, then he was in and out, then he was out for good.

"Looks like a mushroom. We're they eating Chinese?"

Holy Shiitake!

"What do Joe Biden and the Christmas goose have in common?"

I didn't know geese could get hair plugs!