<p>The fiasco with Iraq is playing out like a bad soap opera that never ends. And the "writeup" could even fit in one of those Soap Opera digests one sees in a check-out line at the supermarket.</p>
<p>Last week on "As The World Churns": Rekindling their torrid love affair with the inept United Nations, Jacques dispatched Dominique to the Security Council to undermine their nemesis, George. When Dominique insisted that only more inspectors could stop the crazed and dangerous Saddam, Colin was caught off-guard, but it bought more time to destroy the evidence of Jacques' romance with Saddam's weapons program.</p>