There is an old proverb that reads, "Anything important should go in your pants." Unfortunately, former National Security Advisor Sandy Berger took this truism beyond its intended meaning. Berger stands accused of stuffing his pants and socks with classified materials smuggled out of the National Achieves. Berger reportedly was examining a TOP SECRET - with code word - report on terrorism complied in the waning days of the Clinton administration. Berger's mission was to assist Bill Clinton in his testimony before the 9/11 Commission by reviewing the documents. Instead, he now resembles a common shoplifter pirating CDs into his oversized...