National Lampoon presents the pirated script notes of the forthcoming documentary, "O'Reilly Size Me," which will be appearing in a theater near you...or at least within a few miles. As part of a media-culture thesis at the University of Levittown, Prof. Steve Young, wanted to determine how much, if any, heavy doses of particular broadcasts affects the mental, emotional and physical health of the viewer or, in some cases, viewee. Young would watch and listen to Bill O’Reilly everyday for a month. Two hours of radio in the morning and one hour every evening on Fox TV. This type of...