Posted on 12/17/2004 11:50:43 AM PST by NationalLampoonguy
National Lampoon presents the pirated script notes of the forthcoming documentary, "O'Reilly Size Me," which will be appearing in a theater near you...or at least within a few miles.
As part of a media-culture thesis at the University of Levittown, Prof. Steve Young, wanted to determine how much, if any, heavy doses of particular broadcasts affects the mental, emotional and physical health of the viewer or, in some cases, viewee.
Young would watch and listen to Bill O’Reilly everyday for a month. Two hours of radio in the morning and one hour every evening on Fox TV. This type of trial is always risky, but to advance the study of culture influences on mankind, Young would listen to Al Franken.
To produce a clear distinction between the O’Reilly effect and not let extraneous environmental conditions bias the study’s results, when O’Reilly wasn’t on the air, Young would read O’Reilly’s books, fiction and non-fiction, adult and kids and spend the balance of each day poring over BillOreilly.com.
For the disasterous results, go to: http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/03_voices/oreilly_size_me/oreilly_size_me.asp
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As part of a media-culture thesis at the University of Levittown, Prof. Steve Young, wanted to determine how much, if any, heavy doses of particular broadcasts affects the mental, emotional and physical health of the viewer or, in some cases, viewee.
Young would watch and listen to Bill O’Reilly everyday for a month. Two hours of radio in the morning and one hour every evening on Fox TV. This type of trial is always risky, but to advance the study of culture influences on mankind, Young would listen to Al Franken.
To produce a clear distinction between the O’Reilly effect and not let extraneous environmental conditions bias the study’s results, when O’Reilly wasn’t on the air, Young would read O’Reilly’s books, fiction and non-fiction, adult and kids and spend the balance of each day poring over BillOreilly.com.
For the disasterous results, go to: http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/03_voices/oreilly_size_me/oreilly_size_me.asp
Spamming the topics will get your chops busted.
On the bright side, at least he didn't spam all fifty state topics.
Name-and-town, Name-and-town, Name-and-town, Name-and-town, Name-and-town...
Half of Me Likes Him and Half of Me Don't!
Well, this news just makes me falafel...
I'm with you. But the half of the time I like him seems of late to be the times I don't watch him.
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