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CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, “What's the story?” He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor.” She asks, “How often do I have to do that?” SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her driver’s license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together! Just yesterday they took my license away and now today you expect...

Donald Trump Jr. tweeted out his email chain yesterday about meeting with a Russian who claimed to have dirt on Hillary Clinton. I think it’s known as “opposition research” in Democrat circles but is elevated to “collusion” if it applies to their, uh, opposition.“This is evidence of willingness to commit collusion.” – Jake TapperAnd that’s evidence of a thought crime right there.But the real crime was scooping the NYT reporter who’s been dogging this story for a year: Poor Jared, he’s been forced to transform his story from “hacking” to “colluding” to “tweeting about ‘willingness’” - what a bummer. Oh...