And to think that Americans take the mickey out of British standards of dentistry… Alan Dale Lee: an inconvenient tooth Meet Alan Dale Lee, the man with possibly the ugliest mugshot in the long history of bad mugshots. The 43-year-old was arrested in Dade City, Florida, accused of aggravated assault - it's alleged that he stabbed another man in the stomach with a knife. Lee was given the nickname 'Dracula' by the cops who arrested him, who couldn't believe how deeply wrong his mouth was. One officer commented: 'It was hard to keep a straight face when the mugshot was...