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JENNA BUSH doesn’t fall too far from the tree. The first daughter’s clever colloquialisms would make her dear ol’ dad, George W. Bush, proud. The 24-year-old Jenna apparently had marriage on her mind during a recent date with Henry Hager, her 28-year-old boyfriend of more than a year and half, reports the Washington Post. After a lavish meal the two shared a chocolate mousse and the waitstaff brought champagne. Jenna’s flute had a mysterious note taped to the bottom. When she read it she burst out laughing. “I thought you were proposing!” she bellowed. “I nearly (bleeped) my pants!” No...