Posted on 05/06/2006 6:18:22 AM PDT by Panerai
JENNA BUSH doesnt fall too far from the tree. The first daughters clever colloquialisms would make her dear ol dad, George W. Bush, proud. The 24-year-old Jenna apparently had marriage on her mind during a recent date with Henry Hager, her 28-year-old boyfriend of more than a year and half, reports the Washington Post. After a lavish meal the two shared a chocolate mousse and the waitstaff brought champagne. Jennas flute had a mysterious note taped to the bottom. When she read it she burst out laughing. I thought you were proposing! she bellowed. I nearly (bleeped) my pants! No word on what the note really said. But were happy that Jenna managed to keep her, er, feelings bottled up!
Gossip columns? What about the news that really matters? The private lives of news anchors...
Well, he's funnier than Colbert.
< /damnationthrufaintpraise >
I guess Patrick Kennedy, John Kerry and the rest of the limo libs always eat sensibly.
I thought you were proposing! she bellowed
Ted Kennedy bellows. Hillary Clinton bellows. AlGore bellows. Howard Dean..........well.....
Jenna Bush...I don't think so.
I nearly (bleeped) my pants!
Oh my God! This is awful!
I find this...troubling.
But lets compare Jenna's indiscretion to something the almost-FLOTUS said on the 2004 campaign trail:
"F**k you all!" stated Theresa Heinz Kerry, "Who gives a s**t about your crappy polls. My husband is going to make sure that we don't get another 4 years of hell with Bush. Do you want four more years of the devil? Huh? Do you? That's what I thought you stupid idiots. Now shove it!"
When asked if 'speaking her mind' is a good thing or a bad thing for the Kerry campaign, Theresa said, "F**k you and your stupid family." and then she left the press conference.
"JENNA BUSH doesnt fall too far from the tree."
Genetics are amazing. Jenna is a spitting image of her daddy and Barbara looks just like her mom!
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2 eggs.
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