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  • All Bump Stocks Lost In Boating Accidents Back In 2017 Miraculously Wash Up On Shore

    06/15/2024 1:07:58 PM PDT · by DFG · 30 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 05/15/2024 | Babylon Bee
    U.S. — In one of the most remarkable miracles in human history, the thousands of bump stocks that went missing seven years ago in boating accidents all simultaneously washed ashore and have been reunited with their owners. "Wow, my bump stock washed ashore! And just a day after the Supreme Court ruling overturning the ban!" said local man Omar Gonzales. "What's even crazier, my neighbor Bill also lost his in a boating accident in 2017, and his bump stock also washed ashore this morning. It's a miracle!" Across the nation, tens of thousands of Americans reported similar shocking experiences. "It's...