"Engage and Destroy Any Casino Riverboats" Tom Burch, a member of the Kentucky State legislature and strong supporter of legal riverboat gambling in the state proposed the following resolution as a way of improving the environment for gambling in the Bluegrass state: A RESOLUTION encouraging the purchase and vigorous use of the USS Louisville 688 VLS Class submarine. WHEREAS, in the past few years the scourge of the casino riverboat has been an increasingly significant presence on the Ohio River; and WHEREAS, the Ohio River borders the Commonwealth of Kentucky; and WHEREAS, the siren song of payola issuing from the...