Susan Wal-Martian embodies everything that is annoying in an Oblivion. At the office she's everybody's "big sister," making sure co-workers are getting to the doctor to get that persistent cough checked out, or commenting on the attire of everyone within sight, drawing attention to people who don't necessarily care for it. "Wow, that's a terrific sweater Janeane," or "Great tie, Joe." But perhaps Susan's most annoying quirk is how every story anybody is telling always seems to relate to Susan. It's magical, really. For instance, if one has a headache, well, Susan has migraines that debilitate her whenever they come...