Your Attention, Please [Regarding Keywords]

[Admin Moderator]

Is this thing on? Plug in that cord over there. Yes that one. NO NOT INTO THAT PLUG yes that one. Thanks. Testing 1 2 3.

Hi everyone. Your friendly neighborhood AM here.

Keywords. You've seen them. You love them. Maybe you have even abused them.

Please don't abuse keywords. There are children in China doing without keywords.

Seriously, do not use the add keywords feature as a way to anonymously slam someone. Keyword abuse can result in any of the following:

1) Having who added what keyword be revealed at the whim of sadistic moderators, such as myself.

2) Suspension of posting privileges

3) Banning, if it is really really bad or if warnings are ignored,

4) I can't really say, but if you saw Johnny Dangerously, you would know what might happen. Same thing as if you let something come between, you know, and you.

We now send you back to your regularly scheduled Freeping.

PS: Whatever you do, don't press the red button.

Hi mom!

[swarthyguy]

Sometime one just wants articles without the posts....so if tagged all mine with handle as keyword, one wouldn't have to bookmark them... Just do a search on keyword= and at least the recent ones would popup. Self search option is A-OK as well! Would accomplish the same thing.

[steveegg]

Keyword abuse of trolls until The Great and Powerful Zot arrives is time-honored tradition at FR, and one that must not be tampered with.

It's our duty.

For those about to be Zotted, FIRE!
We salute you.

[twyn1]

Ummmm...honestly, I rarely read the keywords (unless they are mentioned, as in "ROFL--the keywords on this thread are hysterical") and I don't think I have ever used them to do a search

[Joe Hadenuf]

The rules are already in place regarding abuse. Why post this thread now with a humorous slant? And why the humorous slant regarding abusive activity?

To give people a heads up that their adding of keywords may not be as anonymous as they believe right now, and to annoy those who I enjoy annoying. And the humorous part is because I like using humor, thanks for asking

Interesting, and a predictable suspect response. Just thinking out loud, and being humorous :o

Do I sound skeptical, or are you just feeling guilty? Don't worry, I wont expose who you are.

Yes, I am guilty of profiling.

[Keith]

Would Ted Kennedy driven snow be pure?
No; it would be melted.

No, it would be yellow...from all the processed alcohol...

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

but if you saw Johnny Dangerously, you would know what might happen.

People who abuse keywords are fogging iceholes.

[Poohbah]

Keyword abuse of trolls until The Great and Powerful Zot arrives is time-honored tradition at FR, and one that must not be tampered with.

It's our duty.

Hear, hear! Let us continue to abuse the trolls!

[Focault's Pendulum]

Humor??? You call this humor??

Now this is humor!!!

[narby]

Hold on, while I whip this out....

[Cuttnhorse]

"Monkey Excrement"

Funny, that was the first one to catch my eye.

[tomkat]

would it be ok
if we only use keywords
that are haiku-able

[LayoutGuru2]

Hello,

I am kinda new here. Can someone point me to the FAQ on proper abuse of keywords?

TIA

[Glenn]

For the key word challenged.

[tomkat]

dumbass !
ab.le
?

[Search4Truth]

Welcome to Free Republic. For a good lesson on keyword abuse, just refer to the table of keywords at the beginning of this thread. :)

[Focault's Pendulum]

For the key word challenged.

I prefer to think of myself as handi-keyword-capable.

[Timesink]

Ummmm...honestly, I rarely read the keywords (unless they are mentioned, as in "ROFL--the keywords on this thread are hysterical") and I don't think I have ever used them to do a search.

Bring. Back. Bump. Lists. PLEASE!

I'll even moderate/caretake the bump list page. Anything.

[Timesink]

I am kinda new here. Can someone point me to the FAQ on proper abuse of keywords?

1) Grab keyword.

2) Grab mallet.

3) Smash.

[Flyer]

It's enough to make a grown blue eyed ring-tailed lemur cry.

Perhaps a filter of approved key words is in order.

[Focault's Pendulum]

YOU TOO MAY BE A WEINER!

No one has ever called me that before....I'm tingly all under.

Ok....who's screwing around with my tag line...I'm losing lakas.