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Your Attention, Please [Regarding Keywords]
Posted on 01/30/2003 1:01:30 PM PST by Admin Moderator
Edited on 01/30/2003 2:09:08 PM PST by Admin Moderator.
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Is this thing on? Plug in that cord over there. Yes that one. NO NOT INTO THAT PLUG yes that one. Thanks. Testing 1 2 3.
Hi everyone. Your friendly neighborhood AM here.
Keywords. You've seen them. You love them. Maybe you have even abused them.
Please don't abuse keywords. There are children in China doing without keywords.
Seriously, do not use the add keywords feature as a way to anonymously slam someone. Keyword abuse can result in any of the following:
1) Having who added what keyword be revealed at the whim of sadistic moderators, such as myself.
2) Suspension of posting privileges
3) Banning, if it is really really bad or if warnings are ignored,
4) I can't really say, but if you saw Johnny Dangerously, you would know what might happen. Same thing as if you let something come between, you know, and you.
We now send you back to your regularly scheduled Freeping.
PS: Whatever you do, don't press the red button.
Hi mom!
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To: Admin Moderator
Your point has been well made here in this delightfully amusing thread. Kudos.
161
posted on
01/30/2003 2:39:05 PM PST
by
Search4Truth
(Ask me about my Tag Line!)
To: CholeraJoe
"It's always fun until someone loses an eye." Never run with a keyword in you hands.
162
posted on
01/30/2003 2:39:11 PM PST
by
Flyer
(Click to add tag line)
To: ottersnot
Banned, clobbered, zapped, killed, deleted, sent to the woodshed, kicked...
Can be applied to thread and/or poster. Usually it's both. Term borrowed from BC comic strip.
To: Admin Moderator
My work here is done. "My work here is done. I'm need elsewhere now. I'm needed wherever outlaws rule the keywords. Wherever innocent women and children are afraid to post to threads. Wherever a man cannot FReep in simple dignity, and wherever a people cry out for justice."
164
posted on
01/30/2003 2:43:53 PM PST
by
Redcloak
(Join the Coalition to Prevent Unnecessarily Verbose and Nonsensical Tag Lines)
To: CholeraJoe
![](http://www.goodysgeneralstore.com/toys/redryder.jpg)
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![](http://whyfiles.org/shorties/098dog_genetherapy/images/eye.gif)
who else's mom told 'em this ?
![](http://24.137.12.6/tomkat/animated/images/smoker%203.gif)
tk > currently 20/50
165
posted on
01/30/2003 2:47:02 PM PST
by
tomkat
(been shot, but never in the eye ...)
To: Admin Moderator; GoreIsLove; EternalVigilance; Timesink; PBRSTREETGANG; KansasConservative1; ...
Grades are coming shortly. Expect to be disappointed as I was because there are only a couple of good ones.
166
posted on
01/30/2003 2:51:16 PM PST
by
steveegg
(:-))
To: Focault's Pendulum; habs4ever
Who's selling the pay-per-view to this "'plainination"?
167
posted on
01/30/2003 2:53:07 PM PST
by
steveegg
(:-))
To: steveegg
I found my keyword additions to be very funny, and in many cases timely.
How could you not love the keyword "Burger King Bathroom"?
To: Admin Moderator
I'm Offended!I did not see my name on the keyword list. Don't I count?
169
posted on
01/30/2003 2:54:33 PM PST
by
Mr_Magoo
(Single, Available, and Easy)
To: steveegg
Grading? No one mentioned grades before.
(I certainly would've tried much harder if I'd known there would be grades involved.)
170
posted on
01/30/2003 2:56:31 PM PST
by
PBRSTREETGANG
(For a small fee you can put your abusive keywords here. See owner.)
To: tomkat
"Ralphie, you'll shoot your eye out."
171
posted on
01/30/2003 2:56:53 PM PST
by
CholeraJoe
(Triple dog dare ya)
To: Focault's Pendulum
HAHA!!
To: steveegg
that's a little harsh. i was taking this class credit/no credit.
173
posted on
01/30/2003 3:03:47 PM PST
by
GoreIsLove
(don't blame me, i voted for kodos)
To: Admin Moderator
![](http://www.snoopygift.com/images/snoopy-w-computer.gif)
You did this on purpose, didn't you?
174
posted on
01/30/2003 3:04:32 PM PST
by
upchuck
(You are the swordfish that will never shower.)
To: CholeraJoe
ahhh, but that exquisite lamp ...
![](http://www.thegazettenews.com/newsimage/Leg%20lamp%202.JPG)
![](http://24.137.12.6/tomkat/animated/images/smoker%203.gif)
(same movie, right ?)
175
posted on
01/30/2003 3:05:03 PM PST
by
tomkat
To: tomkat
F-R-A-G-I-L-E
To: tomkat
It's Italian, right?
177
posted on
01/30/2003 3:10:07 PM PST
by
Redcloak
(Join the Coalition to Prevent Unnecessarily Verbose and Nonsensical Tag Lines)
To: Phantom Lord
Still sorting through them. Please be patient.
178
posted on
01/30/2003 3:10:28 PM PST
by
steveegg
(You must have missed the tag-line smiley)
To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
fofl !
at least he went across the street to get the placement right ...
179
posted on
01/30/2003 3:11:24 PM PST
by
tomkat
To: PBRSTREETGANG
Just be thankful I'm not Teacher317.
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