Posted on 12/01/2002 6:33:19 AM PST by carlo3b
A fun and fanciful look at the world of Great Food and Hilarious Politics, blended by a world renowned Chef Entrepreneur Carlo Morelli! This is a real world cookbook is a true recipe for sidesplitting and tummybustin. This is the collaborative effort of over 200 contributors and has been 2 years in the stirring presentation! The Proceeds from the sale of this venture will advance the heroic efforts of the FReeRepublic.com enterprise.
By Chef Carlo3b....GarlicPress Publishing
OK everyone...sit up straight, don't chew with your mouth open, no more food fights....Carlo's back!!!
Didn't even know he had left, but don't tell him, k?
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THIS IS OUR COOKBOOK AND THESE ARE OUR CHICKS, buzz off bud..
He shouldn't count his chickens, before he gets them to roust in his Chickensh*t campaign, and we're here to be sure that never happens...What say you men.. well I'll tell him my answer right now........not on my watch!
Here's our plan, keep it close to the vest.......
I've done some checking, with our controlling legal authority, the 2ndMostConservativeBrdMember, that Technocrat, real Professional and overall Ms AntiFeminazi, and a very PoisedWoman I might add, Miss Marple. She tells me that she read, the Constitution1st, and we're on firm ground, and Not gonna take it anymore!
The background, not to be mistaken with black ground pepper.
We all know, Commonsense tells us that Clinton's a liar and Clinton's a rapist, but did you know the truthandlife is that we have to be self_reliant, not, sinkspur into depression, sitting on our porch swing, in my back yard, sippin Koolaid, out of a teacup, we should really be afraidfortherepublic, and DoSomethingAboutIt, ucanstopnow not just talk freednumb!
THE STING, I love this part......
Well, we are, dagnabit, as we were Holding Our Breath, inspectorette, has laid out a courseofaction, thewildthing is, It Can and will Work! Here it is: this summer, that Mind-numbed Robot Gore, has been TwoStep'in around with that lil brat, Angelique, trying to get her to, who knows what evil, but Socks C, did overhear what he had in mind, and if he gets his way it's Post Toasties, folks! We have to bring some bing in some outoftowners in for this job, Redbob suggested JohnHuang2, that ole Slyfox Uncle Bill, AppyPappy, Uncle George, and that Gritty 1rudeboy, Dan from Michigan, I agreed they can do the job! This is going to need a real Mudboy Slim, to do the dirty work, and a BigBadWolf, to do the otterpond stuff, a Urbane_Guerilla, like IronJack, but those are details.
Here's where it gets tricky, please pay attention........
We contacted our CHIEF Negotiartor, that Vigilanteman, Mr. razorback-bert, to see if he was as UpInArms as we, but Dan from Michigan told me, A+bert his nickname, had Malesherbes from messin with that uglybiker Vikingchick, that old "libsrscumlepton", swampfox98, and that, ruled him out, Sh*T, had to get him to that horticultcha to prescribe some annalex, put some Mercuria on it, a Cyber-Bandaide and put him on a sciencediet, it made his martin_fierro up YeHaaaa! His Pericles swelled up, ouch what a spectre, ha No Pardons, for this Badjoe, he turned white as Lee'sGhost when we told him we'd have to, chainsaw his hosepipe off if it didnt get better!
The Plot Thickens, like a fine gravy,
Dog Gone it, I knew now, this was not going to be a chinche, and JoeEveryman, knew it as well. DugwayDuke chimed in that we could use Wyatt's Torch, and Forrestfire, the whole damned Southflanknorthpawsis area, that would make the catfur fly, just Zipporah those little buggers out, bring in doug from upland, and Billthedrill to kattracks, tracer the whole Northpaw, clear down to the 11th_VA!
We were dead if we couldn't stopem, and nevergiveup, 4TheFlag, if for nothing else truthandlife is that CommunistsSuck, and we needed to stop them hereandnow! Uncle George, BobFromNJ, and KC Burke told me that, 2nd amendment mama, had a Roscoe, a 38special, and knew how to use it, Luis Gonzalez, could swim, he learned crossin the Big Ezy to get here, swam under the lowbridge, down on the border. Howie, was Howlin when I told him to Hopalong over to Dan Walsh's, and get the ammo, jonboy didn't want to go with him cause he was with Ken who is HalfIrish, thus ken5050, he said, ken21 years old, was foolin around with Cincinatus' Wife, Victoria Delsoul Cincinatus, 35years old, while Ronnie Cincinatus was out of town, and because of, the irish guard, it was gonna be Aloha Ronnie! Whocares, theneanderthal problerly, had it coming, and Wright is right, what a Maven, and amom toboot, Bunnyslippers and all, sheesh! TruthShallSetYouFree. Bit*h
BobJ, the CA Conservative, and a CollegeRepublican, along with, Big Steve, a real saxophonist, brought in TAdams 8591, who had that many more men, said he could save the Republic, and centaur around Citizen Tom Paine's place till we get the girls outaharmsway, Blue Hen, that little Yellow Rose of Texas, took Exit148, to hide out in southernnorthcarolina till the coast was clear, cas, Lizzie the michigander, Chapita Smittie's exwife, Cordova Belle B Knotts's daughter, stayed behind. Angeli the Alamo-Girl a Texas Mom, took the rest to Texas to wait for BUSH, and CHANEY to win the Election, and make Gore, Roux the day he "Messed with Texas", and Chaney's Chicks and JIM ROBINSON'S FREEREPUBLIC
Let us know when it's published so we can all say, "We knew him when..."
He'll deny that he ever knew us once he makes the big time.
But we have witnesses. ;-)
As we found out throughout the Clinton years, witnesses sometimes have trouble remembering things. I'm sure we all remember the "I don't recall." and "I have no memory of that." blather that passed for testamony from that bunch.
Offer me a lasagna and I didn't see nothin'
Assolutamente ....You've got mail... Thank you and from our families to yours, Happy Holiday... Carlo
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Indeed he has, not only a cookbook in his dishonor, but we cook HIM as well.. Bwhahahahahahahah
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