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BOYCOTT!
1/13/09 | Cymry8

Posted on 01/13/2009 6:02:57 AM PST by cymry8

It looks as though the USSC or for that matter any of our elected representatives are going to do anything to call into question Barrack Obama's foreign national status. So, it's up to us (American Citizens) to apply the pressure to get them to take notice. We can BOYCOTT any spending on luxury/non-essential items. This will get the governments attention. Pay your bills but don't spend your tax refund, don't spend your stimulus payment. Call in to local radio talk shows.......you know the drill. If it's good enough for Jesse Jackson, then it is certainly good enough for us in this NOBLE cause.


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To: Allegra
I wonder how many gallons of water it would take to fill up the Grand Canyon? All the way to the top. It would make a most awesome swimming pool, don't you think? I stay awake at night sometimes, thinking about things like that.

I know how you feel...I stay awake at night wondering if Adam and Eve had belly buttons.

61 posted on 01/13/2009 6:54:19 AM PST by IrishPennant (Patriotism is strongest when accompanied by bad politics, loyal FRiends and great whiskey)
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To: PrincessB; Red Badger; Bloody Sam Roberts
Too late now, we all know your secret!

Which secret is that?

Sorry, it's probably obvious, but I'm so confused listening to all of these songs about holes in the sea and frogs and Liza and Henry and germs on bugs with feathers and the hokey-pokey and stuff.

62 posted on 01/13/2009 6:54:53 AM PST by Allegra
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To: cymry8

GIRLCOTT!


63 posted on 01/13/2009 6:55:38 AM PST by Darksheare (Hi, I'm D-sheare, and I am proud to inform you of your Impending Typos!)
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To: Eye of Unk

“Grill the loins time, or was that gird”

That depends on whether you were thinking about Spartacus or that Christmas classic “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire”.


64 posted on 01/13/2009 6:55:47 AM PST by Peter Horry (We shouldn't accept things just because somebody says so .... Dixie Lee Ray)
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To: hiredhand

You rock hiredhand! The funny, yet sad thing is - I know of at least one person for every picture you posted.

I need to get out more.


65 posted on 01/13/2009 6:56:05 AM PST by austinaero ((More Bark, Less Wag))
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To: Red Badger; Eaker

Oh, man...Post #60 is Eaker’s favorite song in the whole world.


66 posted on 01/13/2009 6:57:48 AM PST by Allegra
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To: Allegra

If you notice, these are all songs that you sing at camp, sitting around the campfire eating S’mores and drinking warm koolaid!.........

One time a band camp............


67 posted on 01/13/2009 6:59:07 AM PST by Red Badger (I was sad because I had no shoes to throw, until I met a reporter who had no feet.....)
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To: cymry8

It is futile to attempt a boycott by cutting back on nonessential spending when many of us are already doing so because of the economy. It is like trying to make a statement by driving with your lights on at night.


68 posted on 01/13/2009 6:59:35 AM PST by jmcenanly
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To: IrishPennant
I know how you feel...I stay awake at night wondering if Adam and Eve had belly buttons.

Wow. I hadn't even thought about that.

*Sigh* Another sleepless night for me.

69 posted on 01/13/2009 6:59:43 AM PST by Allegra
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To: cymry8

70 posted on 01/13/2009 7:00:47 AM PST by Clinging Bitterly (Soon leaving for deep cover somewhere in the nation of bitter clingers.)
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To: Red Badger
Yep. I remember singing a lot of those at Girl Scout camp.

Yes. I was a Girl Scout.

71 posted on 01/13/2009 7:01:03 AM PST by Allegra
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To: Allegra; IrishPennant

Eve never got new cushy socks either.
The horrors.


72 posted on 01/13/2009 7:01:52 AM PST by Darksheare (Hi, I'm D-sheare, and I am proud to inform you of your Impending Typos!)
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To: Red Badger
Captain) Avast there mates, ye're sailin' with Long John Black Beard, Peg-Leg, Patch-Eye Hook, scourge of the bounding main. Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest pirate captain ever sailed the seven seas, ha, ha, ha! What say ye we hoist the Jolly Roger, heel over the yonder Spanish galleon. Lay a few broadsides agin' her timers, swing over on these here lanyards with our cutlasses in our teeth cut 'em to ribbons and split the booty. What say ye to that, me hearties? Heh! Ha, ha, ha, ha!

(Twit) I don't like it....

(Captain) You don't like it?

(Twit) I don't like it and I don't wanna do it. It's tacky,...tacky, tacky...and don't look at me that way

(Captain) Well, if you don't like it, what do you want?

Chorus I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance Wear me silver-buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants I want to sing and dance

(Captain) You want to sing and dance, heh! You don't like plundering, aye? Well, shiver me timbers 'ow 'bout treasuring, huh? Rubies, emeralds and pearls, gold doubloons and British sovereigns. Silver chalices encrusted with diamonds and jewels, necklaces and bracelets of every shape and size, fit for the crown heads of Europe, aye? And all buried in a pirate's chest and I just happen to know where. How about that me bloodthirsty buckos, heh? Ha, ha, ha!

(Twit) I don't like it.....

(Captain) You don't like it?

(Twit) I don't like it and I don't want it....

(Captain) He don't want it

(Twit) And I won't do it...I'm an artiste

(Captain) An artiste, well mister artiste, what do you want?

Chorus I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance Wear me silver-buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants I want to sing and dance

(Captain) Now, listen hear! This ain't no floating Gilbert and Sullivan show, you know for some little flittin' tinkerbell. This here be a black-hearted pirate ship and I would have you keel-hauled if you weren't me own flesh and blood you little twit! So you don't like plunderin' aye?.....

(Twit) I don't like it.....

(Captain) And you don't want no treasurin' ah?.....

(Twit) I don't want it.....

(Captain) And you probably don't want no groggin' and revelin' and wrenchin' and rummin' either I suppose?

(Twit) Well, deep down....you want to know the truth? It's not me, I don't want it.....

(Captain) Well, what do you want...as if I didn't already bleein know?

(Twit) I want to sing and dance and.....

(Captain) I know, I know...and wear your tight little shiny pants. Huh! Okay...we'll all sing and dance (pirates grumble)... I said we'll all sing and dance (pirates grumble)... Or you'll walk the plank,...one - two - free

(Chorus in pirates' voices) Chorus I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance Wear me silver-buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants I want to sing and dance

(Over chorus, you hear the Captain and twit's voice say) (Twit) I like it....I like it

(Captain) I kinda like it me own self

(Twit) Thought you would

Sixteen men on a dead man's chest...yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

(Twit) I don't like rum...

(Captain) You don't like rum?

(Twit) Well no, actually...well, I might like a little Perrier

(Captain) A little Perrier?

(Twit) With a lime in it...

(Captain) A lime in it?..... He wants a lime in it.....

(Twit) Well, do you have any Escargot?

(Captain) Escar..what?

(Twit) What's the soup today?...

(Captain) Soup!?

(Twit) Might have a bit of a salad too!...

(Captain) Well, how about a bleeding fingerbowl?

(Twit) Maybe a croissant!...Is that right? Those French make everything so hard! Why didn't they just call it a bun?

73 posted on 01/13/2009 7:02:22 AM PST by DYngbld (Aspire to inspire before you expire)
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To: Allegra
Yes. I was a Girl Scout.

I never was. We were too poor........

74 posted on 01/13/2009 7:02:31 AM PST by Red Badger (I was sad because I had no shoes to throw, until I met a reporter who had no feet.....)
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To: cymry8

75 posted on 01/13/2009 7:02:32 AM PST by red-dawg (Bend over for CHANGE.)
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To: Allegra

Turning the Grand Canyon into a swimming pool. Very cool thought, though.


76 posted on 01/13/2009 7:02:36 AM PST by PrincessB ("I am an expert on my own opinion." - Dave Ramsey)
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To: Allegra

Allegra my dear you may have been in the desert too long!!!!


77 posted on 01/13/2009 7:03:54 AM PST by mad_as_he$$ (Government only does one thing well - WASTE MONEY!)
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To: DYngbld

I love that song!.........I love all Ray Stevens stuff!.................


78 posted on 01/13/2009 7:04:35 AM PST by Red Badger (I was sad because I had no shoes to throw, until I met a reporter who had no feet.....)
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To: Red Badger
I never was. We were too poor........

{GASP!} And disadvantaged???

79 posted on 01/13/2009 7:04:52 AM PST by Allegra
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To: mad_as_he$$
Allegra my dear you may have been in the desert too long!!!!

Oh, there's no doubt about that.

But I was strange long before I ever came to the desert. ;-)

80 posted on 01/13/2009 7:06:19 AM PST by Allegra
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