Yes. I was a Girl Scout.
I never was. We were too poor........
My wife sings this one to our daughter at times:
Oohm plucky plucky
Oohm plucky plucky,
Oohm pluck pluck pluck.
She sat by the river and strummed her guitar, Strummed her
guitar, strummed her guitar. She sat by the river and strummed her guitar, strummed her guita-a-a-ar!
Oohm plucky plucky
Oohm plucky plucky,
Oohm pluck pluck pluck.
He sat down beside her and smoked his cigar,
smaked his cigar, smoked his cigar. He sat down beside her and smaked his cigar, smoked his ciga-a-a-ar!
Oohm plucky plucky
Oohm plucky plucky,
Oohm pluck pluck pluck.
He said that he loved her but oh, how he lied,
Oh, how he lied, oh, how he lied. He said that he loved her but oh, how he lied, Oh, How he li-i-i-ied!
Oohm plucky plucky
Oohm plucky plucky,
Oohm pluck pluck pluck.
They were married but somehow she died, Somehow
she died, somehow she died. They were to be married but somehow she died, somehow she di-i-ied!
Oohm plucky plucky
Oohm plucky plucky,
Oohm pluck pluck pluck.
He went to her funeral but just for the ride, just for the ride, just for the ride. He went to her funeral but just for the ride, just for the ri-i-i-ide!
Oohm plucky plucky
Oohm plucky plucky,
Oohm pluck pluck pluck.
He sat on her tomsone and laughted till he cried, laughed
till he cried, laughed till he cried. He sat on her tombstone and laughted till he cried, laughed
till he cri-i-i-ied!
Oohm plucky plucky
Oohm plucky plucky,
Oohm pluck pluck pluck.
The tombstone fell over and squish squash he died, Squish squash, he died, squish squash, he died. The toomstone fell over and squish squash, he died, squish squash,he di-i-i-ied!
Oohm plucky plucky
Oohm plucky plucky,
Oohm pluck pluck pluck.
She flew up to heaven and flittered and flied, flittered and flied, flittered and flied. She flew up to heaven and flittered and flied, flittered adn fli-i-i-ied!
Oohm plucky plucky
Oohm plucky plucky,
Oohm pluck pluck pluck.
He went down below her and sizzled and fried, sizzled and
fried, sizzled and fried. He went down below her sizzled and fried, sizzled and fri-i-i-ied!
Oohm plucky plucky
Oohm plucky plucky,
Oohm pluck pluck pluck.
The moral of the story is never to lie, never to lie, never to lie. The moral of the story is never to lie,
never to li-i-i-ie!
Oohm plucky plucky
Oohm plucky plucky,
Oohm pluck pluck pluck.