I need help with my turn page paper on the collapse of communism

myself | 4/30 | johnmartineu, author of the NY Times bestseller, "kittens ripped my turn page paper"

[johnmartineu]

Hi! My name is John Martineu. Im 18 and a student of Dover high School in Dover Delaware. I have been assigned a final term project. We are to do a 20 page turn paper on different subjects. I am doing one on the collapse of communism. Since you coservatives know alot about this, I was wondering if you could help me out.

First Id like to know what communism is and how it is different from socialism? Second I would also like to know about why Russia collapsed. Third could you tell me why you refer to certain people such as Ann Goodman and Helen Thomas as Communists? Finally Id like to know the advatages of Captialism.

Every bit of information will help me with typing this up. Its due in a month and I hope to pass with flying colors. I might even post it on Freerepublic when it's done. Thanks alot guys

John

[weegee]

Matt Feazell. Now there's a name I haven't seen in over a decade.

[FourPeas]

You know, were I going to try a rouse, I'd make it a tad more believable. The subject for your term paper is obviously too broad. I started to say that any high school senior would know that, but since you're trying to play stupid, it fits.

You look completely stupid, though, when you ask for information on:

Mcarthyism, the berlin air drop or the Cuban missile crisis

Look, it IS Friday and that tends to be a more playful day here at FreeRepublic, but please try to be at least a bit more imaginative, and well, interesting. My six year-old could come up with a better cover story.

[OKSooner]

I'm gonna have to start reading these threads all the way thru before I reply to 'em. There have been a couple of "gun threads" like this, too.

[My Favorite Headache]

[weegee]

[Lee'sGhost]

"What's a "turn paper"?"

LOL! I started scrolling down to see who and how long it would take for that to be pointed out. I should have known . . .

(Of course, I would have done it but I was way to late to the thread.)

[Arrowhead1952]

Just in case any of you missed out, here is a ZOT thread. I just walked back into my office and this was going on.

[My Favorite Headache]

I know!

[Tribune7]

Come on people this guy isnt real,

I thnk he's for real. He writes like he was educated in a public school. :-)

(Of course, so do most DUers.)

[My Favorite Headache]

[cinFLA]

(Of course, I would have done it but I was way to late to the thread.)

Since I have made several corrections to 'his' posts, I have to be fair and balanced.

to >> too

[ampat]

Geez. With the internet and grammar checking, "turn page papers" should be a breeze. I'm used to tugging encyclopedia around, or visiting the library multiple times to check reference books. Today all you have to do is a google search and zero in on the exact topic you want. Then after some lite reading, put what you read into your own words, grammar/spell check, print, and voila.

[Exton1]

Read "Ann Coulter's book Treason" It will give you both facts and sources.

[Sloth]

Go to google.com and search for 'bogdan polska'

You owe me a new pair of pants.

[camle]

he's every bit as real as J F'ng Kerry. look at what he writes. this kid ain't no high schooler.

[spunkets]

"I need help with my turn page paper"

Use a ring binder. If you can't afford one use your nose, belly button and eyebrow rings. That'll work.

[jtminton]

THAT is funny.

[atomic conspiracy]

"I cant find anything good online. Its not very helpful. If you just give me some weblinks I can go to the websites and get it!"

Try this one. They can come up with all kinds of neat stuff. The instructions are included. I got these in about 20 seconds of searching:

John Martineau: A Little Book of Coincidence

Counterculture Books, MAGIC & WICCA SACRED LANDSCAPE ASTROLOGY & DIVINATION etc. John Martineau

and 887 others

[Pete]

Where are you guys getting these? I told Rebelbase his pic in 145 was the funniest thing I had seen on FR in a very long time. Your bunny head pancake pic with caption is awe inspiring. Combined with 1950's Junior Knife-in-the-Socket, I had to clothes my office door lest my laughing disturb my co-workers.

[freedomson]

Looks like someone littered and dropped paper right in the middle of the wetlands of your diarama.

Yeah, the capitalist colonists also polluted the land. If you look closely I put a little tear coming from the eye of one of the Indians.