Posted on 07/11/2023 4:28:53 PM PDT by BipolarBob
A helicopter circled my house today five or six times and once was just hovering over it. We were just looking at each other. I have about fifty tomato plants in my backyard. He should have been able to see the tomatoes on the plants. So, a solid 15 minutes of this he takes off. So am I going to get a 4:00 AM no-knock door kicking?
You need some backup? Let’s do this!
They’re coming to take you away
Hee hee haw haw
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
Illegal tomatoes. Thus must be stopped!
Did you buy your tomato seeds on the street, from a guy in trench coat? Keep in mind that seeds are now patented, and there’s not much for DOJ to do now that they’re not allowed to go after Democrats, or their supporters.
Amish have been swatted over milk.
No, I bought them from Totally Tomatoes not Tomatoes and Cannabis Mixed Grab Bag.
They cannot blame Hunter for the cocaine at the White House. Looks like they’ve decided to blame you instead.
Yes, burn your tomato plants and hide in the basement. OMG! Go now, before it's too late!!!!
Are you guilty?
The black Suburbans are approaching your home as we speak.
Nice knowing ya.
Move your dogs to an undisclosed location ASAP.
So…. I received a Notice of Seizure from Homeland Security
Secret Service by UPS for an account out of state of which I have no knowledge. It says in the letter “if you have no interest in this property, you do not need to respond”. That would be me, except my name and address is on the Notice and I’m quite bothered by that. (Had credit alerts up due to fraudulent unemployment claim in 2021).
Ideas?
Could be a criminal on the loose they are looking for.
So am I going to get a 4:00 AM no-knock door kicking?
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No. No no-knock. They will come in at 4:00 AM however.
To steal your tomatoes.
Just because you’re paranoid does not mean they are not out to get you.
Seriously, I would I would think about a night at the motel 6. Just in case.
Send lawyers, guns and money.
It wouldn’t the first case of plant
mis-identification when viewing from
a helicopter. My guess is they did a
check to see who lives at that address,
and the reason for the 15 minute hover.
You hang Christmas bulbs on your pot plants to make them look like tomatoes?? That’s brilliant!!!
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