Posted on 08/15/2022 10:37:18 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Women are such unbelievably mysterious creatures, trying to figure out when one is mad at you can be, well, maddening! To help, we at the Babylon Bee have collected these very subtle clues to help men know when trouble is afoot.
- She says, "Hey, I'm mad at you right now" - If you listen carefully, you can pick up on this vague hint.
- Above your house is a skywriter currently forming the words "I'm mad at you" - Keep a keen eye out for this understated red flag.
- A toaster is currently hurtling towards your head - A good example of what psychologists like to call a "non-verbal" cue.
- She says, "Everything is fine", but she is weeping and pounding her fists on a couch pillow - Eh, probably nothing since she said everything is fine.
- She's currently chasing you around the dining room table with a meat tenderizer - Usually a bad sign, unless you're running away from her with a bag of meat.
- She unsubscribed from your podcast - Women can be so hurtful when they're upset.
- She burnt the meatloaf, which is normal, but there are also razor blades - This may be the right time to ask your wife about any bottled-up emotions she needs to express.
- She drove a tent spike through your head while you were sleeping and is now in prison - You know, maybe go ahead and check in with her if she says her favorite Bible verse is Judges 4:21.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Or when you say, “What is wrong, Baby?” And the reply is, “Nothing!” Don’t believe her.
Easy to tell when my wife is angry. Her jaw tightens up, lips get a litt thinner and... what was I talking about?
The ax forgets, the tree remembers
That works as well; then too, when her hand is steady as she points a pistol to your face.
Nope.....somebody got drunk over the weekend and had a hangover and didn’t want to put in the work.....
Anyone married to a Latina or an Italian has no problem finding out if their wife is mad at them.
That is when it is time to get out of Dodge. In other words you turn your back on her and run like hell.
I meant to ask in post 29 how have you been. But forgot. So have you been and I hope everythinh is going good for you. Always look forward to reading your posts.
for some strange reason “i used to love her but i had to kill her” by guns n roses comes to mind...
I agree, dumb.
I know when she’s mad. I don’t know why. Which ALWAYS makes her madder...
Elephants forget. Women? NEVER!
She keeps calling you when you are out with your girlfriends.
My circle of friends refer to that as a “Gripe Rolodex”.
You’re right; they were a bit lame.
Hi, been just fine. Now working for a bizjet outfit, left Frontier. Love my hours, pay and job. Thanks for asking.
touché
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