Nine Subtle Hints Your Wife May Be Mad At You

The Babylon Bee ^ | August 13, 2022 | The Babylon Bee

[sport]

Or when you say, “What is wrong, Baby?” And the reply is, “Nothing!” Don’t believe her.

[subterfuge]

Easy to tell when my wife is angry. Her jaw tightens up, lips get a litt thinner and... what was I talking about?

[Persevero]

The ax forgets, the tree remembers

[SkyDancer]

That works as well; then too, when her hand is steady as she points a pistol to your face.

[Gaffer]

Nope.....somebody got drunk over the weekend and had a hangover and didn’t want to put in the work.....

[Seruzawa]

Anyone married to a Latina or an Italian has no problem finding out if their wife is mad at them.

[BitWielder1]

#9 is oddly specific...

[BitWielder1]

Honey what's wrong?
Nothing.
Translation: Everything!

[sport]

That is when it is time to get out of Dodge. In other words you turn your back on her and run like hell.

[sport]

I meant to ask in post 29 how have you been. But forgot. So have you been and I hope everythinh is going good for you. Always look forward to reading your posts.

[heavy metal]

for some strange reason “i used to love her but i had to kill her” by guns n roses comes to mind...

[Phoenix8]

I agree, dumb.

[Mr Rogers]

I know when she’s mad. I don’t know why. Which ALWAYS makes her madder...

[Mr Rogers]

Elephants forget. Women? NEVER!

[Tallguy]

[Codeflier]

She keeps calling you when you are out with your girlfriends.

[Jumpmaster]

My circle of friends refer to that as a “Gripe Rolodex”.

[Old Grumpy]

You’re right; they were a bit lame.

[SkyDancer]

Hi, been just fine. Now working for a bizjet outfit, left Frontier. Love my hours, pay and job. Thanks for asking.

[fhayek]

touché