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CNN Employees Fired For Being Unvaccinated Wishing They'd Have Just Exposed Themselves On A Zoom Call Instead
The Babylon Bee ^
| August 6, 2021
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 08/09/2021 7:23:52 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
ATLANTA, GA—CNN has fired three employees for not being vaccinated, and now the laid-off workers are wishing they had just exposed themselves on camera instead so they could have kept their jobs.
The three laid-off employees drank away their sorrows at a local bar, expressing their regrets for not getting vaccinated when they could have just Toobined themselves on a Zoom call with coworkers and kept their jobs.
"Man, if I'd only have pulled a Toobin on camera, I would have been fine!" lamented one of the laid-off journalists over a few beers. "I should have just, you know, watched my favorite comedian, Buddy Wackit. Or my favorite Little Rascal, Spanky, or my favorite baseball team, the Yankees. It all seems so clear in hindsight."
"Oh well. Maybe we'll get a job at NBC News and we can lock women in our offices like Matt Lauer instead of refusing the jab."
At publishing time, they'd also realized they could have just covered for their governor brother during a sex scandal as well.
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Yep.
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
These things are always clear in retrospect.
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posted on
08/09/2021 7:26:46 PM PDT
by
TChad
(The MSM, having nuked its own credibility, is now bombing the rubble.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
08/09/2021 7:27:06 PM PDT
by
Brilliant
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
08/09/2021 7:34:39 PM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. P144:1)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Babylon Bee has another winner! LOL!
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posted on
08/09/2021 7:38:13 PM PDT
by
NautiNurse
(The Swiss beach volleyball team was inspired by the Jamaican bobsled team. )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
My brother is the Governor of Upper Lower Slobovia, so I'm safe...
-PJ
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posted on
08/09/2021 7:40:28 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(* LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I just hope Toobins obituary mentions his legal expertise as well as what he was most famous for....
I'm sure his friends and family and several hundred followers will appreciate that aspect of his career as well....
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posted on
08/09/2021 7:49:38 PM PDT
by
M-cubed
(The MSM is now the 4th Branch of Government.....)
To: Political Junkie Too
Like good leftists, they probably created a distraction then slinked out, stiffing the bartender for the bill.
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posted on
08/09/2021 7:53:07 PM PDT
by
Rembrandt
(-a sure sign a Dem is lying - his lips are moving.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
This is why it’s important to be ‘sophisticated and vaccinated’.
If you’re in that category, you’re apparently golden.
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posted on
08/09/2021 8:10:36 PM PDT
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: Chode
The Bee packs more into a headline than yak shows do in a hour.
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posted on
08/09/2021 8:12:19 PM PDT
by
bigbob
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“”Oh well. Maybe we’ll get a job at NBC News and we can lock women in our offices like Matt Lauer instead of refusing the jab.”
“At publishing time, they’d also realized they could have just covered for their governor brother during a sex scandal as well.”
__________
Bru...Tal!
Those guys at the BBC know how to round out an article, and finish it...with authority!
Lovin’ it.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
08/09/2021 9:08:27 PM PDT
by
sauropod
(Amateurs built the ark; Professionals built the Titanic. Anon)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The should have burned down a Wendy’s.
CNN loves people who do that sort of thing.
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posted on
08/09/2021 9:54:15 PM PDT
by
Kickass Conservative
(THEY LIVE, and we're the only ones wearing the Sunglasses.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Damn this is absolutely brilliant.
To: BiglyCommentary
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posted on
08/10/2021 12:40:46 AM PDT
by
Robwin
( )
To: bigbob
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posted on
08/10/2021 7:34:51 AM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. P144:1)
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