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Millennial Diagnosed With Tragic Inability To Even
Babylon Bee ^
| 9-30-16
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 10/02/2019 2:55:59 PM PDT by Eagles Field
BOTHELL, WA—According to reports, local 22-year-old Chloe Kowalski’s world was torn apart Thursday morning, as the millennial barista was diagnosed with a rare disease ...
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: democrats; liberals; libs; millennials; satire
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To: Eagles Field
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posted on
10/02/2019 2:56:34 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Eagles Field
I had to source your thread, because parody and reality blur together so much nowadays. LOL
To: Army Air Corps; Eagles Field
I would say Chloe is not guilty.
But if she can’t even, she might as well be guilty.
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posted on
10/02/2019 2:59:57 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: Eagles Field
5
posted on
10/02/2019 3:00:20 PM PDT
by
jonascord
(First rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is that you do not know you are in the Dunning-Kruger club.)
To: Eagles Field
6
posted on
10/02/2019 3:00:43 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: All
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posted on
10/02/2019 3:04:20 PM PDT
by
Peter ODonnell
(Take the next train to Marxville and I'll meet you at the camp)
To: Eagles Field
Don’t know how to properly excerpt?
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posted on
10/02/2019 3:04:37 PM PDT
by
subterfuge
(RIP T.P.)
To: subterfuge
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posted on
10/02/2019 3:07:23 PM PDT
by
EEGator
To: Eagles Field
Good grief, can’t she even
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posted on
10/02/2019 3:08:58 PM PDT
by
polymuser
(It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit. Noel Coward)
To: Eagles Field
11
posted on
10/02/2019 3:09:30 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Show me the people who own the land, the guns and the money, and I'll show you the people in charge.)
To: Eagles Field; humblegunner
humblegunner will be so displeased that you excerpted so little. He won’t even . . .
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posted on
10/02/2019 3:11:48 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Show me the people who own the land, the guns and the money, and I'll show you the people in charge.)
To: Eagles Field
I know a lot of people who seem unable to finish sentences. It drives me insane.
“I was just taking to. And, whatever, but he had already. And, I’m like, do you actually? But he was all, you know. And, really, I can’t even.”
I fear for our future.
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posted on
10/02/2019 3:12:39 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
To: subterfuge
Don’t know how to properly excerpt?
__________________________________
Apparently not, if you’re the self appointed excerpt Freeper busybody. Enlighten me.
To: Eagles Field
I am afflicted with too even. I don't even know what to do. Eventually, I hope to be cured. I will start by moving out of Evenston.
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posted on
10/02/2019 3:17:06 PM PDT
by
Right Wing Assault
(Kill-googl,TWTR,FCBK,NYT,WaPo,Hlwd,CNN,NFL,BLM,CAIR,Antfa,SPLC,ESPN,NPR,NBA,ARP)
To: Eagles Field
How odd she can’t even. Normally I’d take sides, but I’m neither.
To: subterfuge
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posted on
10/02/2019 3:22:11 PM PDT
by
Mears
To: Eagles Field
just here for the Snopes fact check.
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posted on
10/02/2019 3:23:19 PM PDT
by
KobraKai
To: Eagles Field
Apparently not Clearly not. You've fallen far short of 300 words.
You've posted more like 25.
Also, satire is supposed to be labeled as such and you have failed at that as well.
You need to repeat several grades at elementary posting school.
To: Eagles Field
It's okay...
I can't ever.
Ever.
-PJ
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posted on
10/02/2019 3:29:03 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
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