Don’t know how to properly excerpt?
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Apparently not, if you’re the self appointed excerpt Freeper busybody. Enlighten me.
Clearly not. You've fallen far short of 300 words.
You've posted more like 25.
Also, satire is supposed to be labeled as such and you have failed at that as well.
You need to repeat several grades at elementary posting school.
Most FReepers don’t want to give the fucking Babylon Bee (does your little sister work there or something) the click. I was considering participating in the thread but I couldn’t tell what it was about. Turns out it was a lousy thread anyway with a fifth of the posts generated from my comment.
So if you want to post a thread without a proper excerpt from a shitty publication like the BB, you’ll have to be satisfied with a shitty thread.
Feel enlightened yet?