** Official 2009 Prediction Thread ** Place your Predictions Here

[Scythian]

Okay, I'll start:

1) Blagojevich walks scott free

2) My salary continues to remain stagnate

3) The bailout results in a massive debt to taxpayers with zero benefit to them

4) Iran aquires nuclear weapons and we (including Bush) failed to do anything about it

5) Jamie Gertz continue's to become even more attractive as she ages

[Taxbilly]

Bush will be credited for anything that is negative happening around the world and Bam will be credited for any positive happenings.
Democrats will move to the left and Republicans will move to out left the left.

[ex91B10]

Tell HIM that...

[Loyolas Mattman]

A shocking prediction:

Sarah Palin tears the roof off CPAC in February with a meaty, policy-oriented speech, securing her status as the candidate to beat for the GOP nomination in 2012.

Michael Steele wins the RNC Chair.

Republicans take back the Va. Governorship.

Blago will be impeached, but not convicted, over the attempted sale of the Obama Senate seat. He will be convicted on other unrelated charges.

Patterson appoints a dark horse candidate, not currently in the top tier, to replace Hillary.

[Paratrooper]

We will be in Africa...could be Congo or Zimbabwe or Sudan or you name it. Just follow the media build up, like Somalia during Clinton administration.

[muir_redwoods]

Oil, gold and silver will reach record high prices after someone in the middle east detonates a nuke and Israel responds with it’s own nuke. Mecca ceases to exist and we begin to drill in ANWR

[Kevmo]

SCOTUS will deliver some kind of split-the-baby decision on Berg v Obama, allowing zer0bama to keep his presidency but no one else who comes after him could do what he did.

[SeanOGuano]

I predict Obama will be a disappointment to the people who voted for him.

[TexasNative2000]

Charlie Weiss will be fired by Notre Dame after during the 2009 football season.

There you go - fixed.

[sodpoodle]

I have no predictions - could I just post a New Year resolution?

Well here it is:

I resolve to not watch any TV news programs and to live in total denial for at least 4 years.

[PowderMonkey]

January 1, 2009...0100 hrs...Powder Monkey "gets lucky"...if the aging silverback can stay awake...

[BGHater]

Watch your 4th poc out there.

[GOPologist]

I predict that CindyDawg will duplicate her message—I predict that CindyDawg will duplicate her message-—I predict——Oh poop!

[BenLurkin]

DISASTERS:

[Old Retired Army Guy]

I knew a 1st Sgt that looked just like him.

[Scythian]

Sorry for the large image, this is Jamie Gertz

[library user]

I have never found Jamie Gertz the least bit attractive.

Yes, she is totally ugly. A 100% dog:



Almost as bad as...







Wait for it...

[BenLurkin]

Probably so.

[BenLurkin]

Probably so.

[Domandred]

After six months in office Obama’s approval rating will be lower than Bush’s (the media will be silent as opposed to reporting Bush’s rating at every chance and ignoring congresses single digit)

[Old Retired Army Guy]

Oh My!