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| 01/06/2006
| It's Arthur
Posted on 01/06/2006 5:49:22 AM PST by BJClinton
Cool, the first OFST of the new year. My only standing resolution was to make no more resolutions and I've already broken it. *shrugs*
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To: Chanticleer
I have yet to see a man that isn't a racer who can put on a speedo and still look straight.
To: Maximus of Texas
Tim Allen had a hilarious bit about naked guys just looking goofy. He said that he was in his bathroom, and was about to take a shower. He bends over naked to turn the faucet on, and his wife comes in. She sees him stark naked from behind, and screams because she thought a goat got into her bathroom.
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posted on
01/06/2006 7:51:47 AM PST
by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: Maximus of Texas
A condom isn't going to cut it. Just give me a razor blade, so I can slit my wrists instead.
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posted on
01/06/2006 7:52:37 AM PST
by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: LongElegantLegs
Ha! I am waaaaaay ahead of you. I own the movie and the series already. ;-) You're not ahead of me. Just even with me. So do I!
To: Maximus of Texas
They'd have to try a defibrillator first, to see if they could bring her back. Yuck!
To: Maximus of Texas
Ok, would you require a condum before kissing this? I would require an autopsy before kissing that because the only way I would kiss that is if I were already dead!
To: BJClinton
Why women have 2 hands:
Why men have 2 hands:
147
posted on
01/06/2006 7:53:52 AM PST
by
day10
(Wherever you come near the human race there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: Chanticleer
To: Maximus of Texas
Good Grief! How about a bag over that head?!
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posted on
01/06/2006 7:54:48 AM PST
by
EX52D
(Happy New Year Freepers!)
To: VRWCmember
Don't try to out-geek me, buddy. Have you already watched all the special features? ;-P
To: exile
You just described my morning...LOL!
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posted on
01/06/2006 7:55:39 AM PST
by
EX52D
(Happy New Year Freepers!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Wow, Aragon is quite a sexy man I want to know how he maintains that two week growth of beard without scissor or clippers. Sword? Hunting blade? Either way, ouch! ...maybe that's what makes him sexy.
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posted on
01/06/2006 7:56:55 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: Maximus of Texas
No. Just one of these:
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posted on
01/06/2006 7:57:00 AM PST
by
Gumlegs
To: BJClinton; PaulaB; Rose of Sharn; motormouth; EX52D; day10; teenyelliott; tuffydoodle; ...
154
posted on
01/06/2006 7:57:21 AM PST
by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, unleash Vincent Young.)
To: Chanticleer
 |
You scored as Legolas.
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Legolas |
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83% |
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Galadriel |
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77% |
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Aragorn |
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73% |
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Frodo Baggins |
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70% |
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Samwise Gamgee |
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63% |
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Arwen of Rivendell |
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60% |
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Meriadoc Brandybuck (Merry) |
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60% |
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Gandalf the Grey |
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57% |
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Peregrin Took (Pippin) |
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57% |
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Gimli |
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47% |
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Saruman the White |
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33% |
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Boromir |
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33% |
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Eowyn of Rohan |
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27% |
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Gollum |
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27% |
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Which Lord of the Rings character are you most like?created with QuizFarm.com
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posted on
01/06/2006 7:58:04 AM PST
by
mcar
To: Gumlegs
I've never before seen a suit of armor that looks like it's smiling!
156
posted on
01/06/2006 7:58:20 AM PST
by
Chanticleer
(Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)
To: Rummyfan
NASCAR starts in February. And so does NHRA!!!
To: Maximus of Texas
Just when I thought you were going to throw me off with that BK jingle...
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posted on
01/06/2006 7:59:05 AM PST
by
EX52D
(Happy New Year Freepers!)
To: Maximus of Texas
Is that what Santa brought you? :o)
MM
To: Maximus of Texas
Nobody will click on your links, Max. We are afraid of the french-fry guy...
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