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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
:Passes on the crown:

Thanks, HTB. Now that I don't have my halo anymore, I've gotten used to having nothing on my head. I hope I get used to the crown... or it's just a temporary thing. LOL!

3,021 posted on 11/08/2005 8:34:51 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Monkey Face

You knew the joke! Yeah! *clapping hands like idiot*


3,022 posted on 11/08/2005 8:34:56 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: tuliptree76

*snort*
I had to clean my screen on that...I'll see what I can find in the way of taglines...


3,023 posted on 11/08/2005 8:35:18 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay
Now my database has gone away
Oh I believe in yesterday

Suddenly,
There's not half the files there used to be
And there's a deadline
hanging over me
The system crashed so suddenly.

I pushed something wrong
What it was I could not say
Now my data's gone
and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.

Yesterday,
The need for back-ups seemed so far away.
Thought all my data was here to stay,
Now I believe in yesterday.

In all seriousness yesterday I found out that one of our main drives was not being backed up the hard way. If you heard a scream that made small children run to find their mothers... that was me.


3,024 posted on 11/08/2005 8:35:29 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: MNJohnnie

Thanks!

My birthstone is amethyst. And I prefer gold.


3,025 posted on 11/08/2005 8:36:08 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
ROFLMAO!!!!

Do you mind if I send that to my husband, the computer god, at his place of work? He and his crew will love it!

3,026 posted on 11/08/2005 8:37:04 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Monkey Face

"care are round!"
CAKE are round!


3,027 posted on 11/08/2005 8:39:15 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I thought ALL limericks were naughty by nature...?
That's why I love them...


3,028 posted on 11/08/2005 8:40:24 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: tuliptree76
:Checks can under desk:

Here is one if you want to engage in computer religious wars.

Unix is a very user-friendly system. It's just picky about who it's friendly with

3,029 posted on 11/08/2005 8:40:42 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Harmless Teddy Bear; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; MNJohnnie

Jesus and the Devil get into an argument one day about who could use the computer better. Finally, God got tired of them bickering, and offered to be the judge in a contest to see who really was better.

The day of the contest came, and both Jesus and the Devil worked all day long, making spreadsheets, typing documents and scanning images.

Just a few minutes before the contest ended, the power went out. The devil started cursing and screaming, but Jesus simply turned his PC back on, and printed his work for God to judge.

The devil started screaming that Jesus had cheated, and it wasn't fair, but all God said was...

Jesus saves!


3,030 posted on 11/08/2005 8:41:06 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Of course, Alice...I'm not just another pretty face!


3,031 posted on 11/08/2005 8:41:29 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

LOL!


3,032 posted on 11/08/2005 8:42:22 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Monkey Face; MNJohnnie; tuliptree76; Harmless Teddy Bear; NicknamedBob; sionnsar; Dead Corpse; ...
Time for me to hit the sack.

Before I sign off, I have a request for all of you men out there:

Would you be willing to share your remembrances of going through puberty with me? FReepmail would preserve your dignity, I think.

It seems that I'm woefully unprepared for some aspects of male puberty and I could use some real advice here.

Ugh! Boys! *gallic hand gesture (that's part of ancient languages, too, Bob!)*

Bonne Nuit!

3,033 posted on 11/08/2005 8:43:25 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Sure. I am using it without permission so they can too@;)


3,034 posted on 11/08/2005 8:43:36 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: Monkey Face

These are positively filthy. *nervously looking over shoulder for mods*


3,035 posted on 11/08/2005 8:44:15 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Good night, Alice.


3,036 posted on 11/08/2005 8:44:50 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76
Thanks! My birthstone is amethyst. And I prefer gold.

So perhaps a tagline is in order. Something simple like

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

3,037 posted on 11/08/2005 8:45:05 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

As my grandpa used to say... Bonus Notches!


3,038 posted on 11/08/2005 8:45:27 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: MNJohnnie

LOL! I don't wear rings.


3,039 posted on 11/08/2005 8:46:28 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Bonus Notches!

Yeah, you get them on your gun when you get two or more terrorists with one burst.

3,040 posted on 11/08/2005 8:46:43 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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