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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

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This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

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Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: NicknamedBob; All
Time for another haiku.

Haiku # 6:

Yesterday it work'd
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

2,981 posted on 11/08/2005 8:21:18 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: tuliptree76
Chickens go in, pies come out!

:Rubs hands with glee:

2,982 posted on 11/08/2005 8:21:23 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: MNJohnnie

Yah! I can dig it! Pipes RULE!


2,983 posted on 11/08/2005 8:21:37 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.


2,984 posted on 11/08/2005 8:22:56 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

"Freudian slip?"

Did Freud wear a slip? *snort*
(And he thought I was crazy!)


2,985 posted on 11/08/2005 8:23:06 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face

"West of Eden", 483 pp
"Winter in Eden", 399 pp
and "Return to Eden". 349 pp

That's fourteen pounds total weight, 'Face.


2,986 posted on 11/08/2005 8:23:13 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Quite possibly the greatest speech ever given by an American.

Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death
March 23, 1775
By Patrick Henry

No man thinks more highly than I do of the patriotism, as well as abilities, of the very worthy gentlemen who have just addressed the house. But different men often see the same subject in different lights; and, therefore, I hope it will not be thought disrespectful to those gentlemen if, entertaining as I do opinions of a character very opposite to theirs, I shall speak forth my sentiments freely and without reserve. This is no time for ceremony. The question before the house is one of awful moment to this country. For my own part, I consider it as nothing less than a question of freedom or slavery; and in proportion to the magnitude of the subject ought to be the freedom of the debate. It is only in this way that we can hope to arrive at the truth, and fulfill the great responsibility which we hold to God and our country. Should I keep back my opinions at such a time, through fear of giving offense, I should consider myself as guilty of treason towards my country, and of an act of disloyalty toward the Majesty of Heaven, which I revere above all earthly kings.

Mr. President, it is natural to man to indulge in the illusions of hope. We are apt to shut our eyes against a painful truth, and listen to the song of that siren till she transforms us into beasts. Is this the part of wise men, engaged in a great and arduous struggle for liberty? Are we disposed to be of the numbers of those who, having eyes, see not, and, having ears, hear not, the things which so nearly concern their temporal salvation? For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it.

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging of the future but by the past. And judging by the past, I wish to know what there has been in the conduct of the British ministry for the last ten years to justify those hopes with which gentlemen have been pleased to solace themselves and the House. Is it that insidious smile with which our petition has been lately received?

Trust it not, sir; it will prove a snare to your feet. Suffer not yourselves to be betrayed with a kiss. Ask yourselves how this gracious reception of our petition comports with those warlike preparations which cover our waters and darken our land. Are fleets and armies necessary to a work of love and reconciliation? Have we shown ourselves so unwilling to be reconciled that force must be called in to win back our love? Let us not deceive ourselves, sir. These are the implements of war and subjugation; the last arguments to which kings resort. I ask gentlemen, sir, what means this martial array, if its purpose be not to force us to submission? Can gentlement assign any other possible motive for it? Has Great Britain any enemy, in this quarter of the world, to call for all this accumulation of navies and armies? No, sir, she has none. They are meant for us: they can be meant for no other. They are sent over to bind and rivet upon us those chains which the British ministry have been so long forging. And what have we to oppose to them? Shall we try argument? Sir, we have been trying that for the last ten years. Have we anything new to offer upon the subject? Nothing. We have held the subject up in every light of which it is capable; but it has been all in vain. Shall we resort to entreaty and humble supplication? What terms shall we find which have not been already exhausted? Let us not, I beseech you, sir, deceive ourselves. Sir, we have done everything that could be done to avert the storm which is now coming on. We have petitioned; we have remonstrated; we have supplicated; we have prostrated ourselves before the throne, and have implored its interposition to arrest the tyrannical hands of the ministry and Parliament. Our petitions have been slighted; our remonstrances have produced additional violence and insult; our supplications have been disregarded; and we have been spurned, with contempt, from the foot of the throne! In vain, after these things, may we indulge the fond hope of peace and reconciliation.

There is no longer any room for hope. If we wish to be free--if we mean to preserve inviolate those inestimable privileges for which we have been so long contending--if we mean not basely to abandon the noble struggle in which we have been so long engaged, and which we have pledged ourselves never to abandon until the glorious object of our contest shall be obtained--we must fight! I repeat it, sir, we must fight! An appeal to arms and to the God of hosts is all that is left us! They tell us, sir, that we are weak; unable to cope with so formidable an adversary. But when shall we be stronger? Will it be the next week, or the next year? Will it be when we are totally disarmed, and when a British guard shall be stationed in every house? Shall we gather strength but irresolution and inaction? Shall we acquire the means of effectual resistance by lying supinely on our backs and hugging the delusive phantom of hope, until our enemies shall have bound us hand and foot? Sir, we are not weak if we make a proper use of those means which the God of nature hath placed in our power. The millions of people, armed in the holy cause of liberty, and in such a country as that which we possess, are invincible by any force which our enemy can send against us. Besides, sir, we shall not fight our battles alone. There is a just God who presides over the destinies of nations, and who will raise up friends to fight our battles for us. The battle, sir, is not to the strong alone; it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave. Besides, sir, we have no election. If we were base enough to desire it, it is now too late to retire from the contest. There is no retreat but in submission and slavery! Our chains are forged! Their clanking may be heard on the plains of Boston! The war is inevitable--and let it come! I repeat it, sir, let it come.

It is in vain, sir, to extentuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace--but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!

2,987 posted on 11/08/2005 8:23:25 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Pies are in; squared comes out?


2,988 posted on 11/08/2005 8:23:56 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

You have them too! *dance of joy*


2,989 posted on 11/08/2005 8:24:35 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: tuliptree76

Do not buy taglines from someone you don't know: You never know where they've been!


2,990 posted on 11/08/2005 8:24:47 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face
Do not buy taglines from someone you don't know: You never know where they've been!

You simply cannot trust a used tagline salesman.

2,991 posted on 11/08/2005 8:25:30 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: MNJohnnie

I can't wait for my oldest to get to this part of American history. He's going to love the reading and hate the vocabulary work.


2,992 posted on 11/08/2005 8:26:03 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

The weird, the wonderful and the strange.
Attracted to me they are.
And I to them.


2,993 posted on 11/08/2005 8:26:16 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: Monkey Face

I'm living off of a student salary. I can't afford to buy a tagline.


2,994 posted on 11/08/2005 8:26:20 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

(I really think I need to buy that movie....it has a sort of cultish charm.)


2,995 posted on 11/08/2005 8:26:38 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

How old is the oldest?


2,996 posted on 11/08/2005 8:26:51 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: tuliptree76
I'm living off of a student salary. I can't afford to buy a tagline.

I'll buy you one!

2,997 posted on 11/08/2005 8:27:25 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: tuliptree76
We will find you one.

You don't have any objections to dumpsterdiving do you?

2,998 posted on 11/08/2005 8:27:42 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

mine


2,999 posted on 11/08/2005 8:27:55 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Death, taxes, and lost data.

I just finished estate tax problems. So I combined the first two. I hope I don't include the third right now.

3,000 posted on 11/08/2005 8:27:56 PM PST by tuliptree76
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