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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

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This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

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Accept your fate.

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To: Monkey Face
Celtic rock.

Good battle music.

2,961 posted on 11/08/2005 8:05:16 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Monkey Face

I enjoyed the Eden series. 'Face, I think you would, too.

We're talking about Harry Harrison, and the books, "West of Eden", "Winter in Eden", and "Return to Eden".

I have them right here, in hardback. They weigh about fourteen pounds.


2,962 posted on 11/08/2005 8:06:36 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Ah!

Is it good for anything other than battle? Is it used to boost the morale of one's troops or as an offensive weapon?

2,963 posted on 11/08/2005 8:09:40 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

With a name like Heather, she's most likely outclassed in her own house...


2,964 posted on 11/08/2005 8:12:33 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face

OOOOPS! Apologies to all the Heathers out there...including my niece and her mother!


2,965 posted on 11/08/2005 8:13:23 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face

*snort*


2,966 posted on 11/08/2005 8:13:46 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Monkey Face
Celtic rock. Good battle music.

Think Rock music......................... with bagpipes

2,967 posted on 11/08/2005 8:13:52 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: Monkey Face

Freudian slip?


2,968 posted on 11/08/2005 8:14:11 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Works for ME!! Let's get Wallace!


2,969 posted on 11/08/2005 8:14:29 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Yes, it is much more then battle music.

The bagpipes might be considered an offensive weapon..

2,970 posted on 11/08/2005 8:14:48 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: Monkey Face

...and Gromit?


2,971 posted on 11/08/2005 8:14:56 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Chicken Run!


2,972 posted on 11/08/2005 8:16:47 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: Monkey Face
Let's get Wallace!

Fight and you may die, run and you may live. And dying in your beds, MANY long years from now. Will you be wishing to trade all your days for this day to that for just one chance, JUST one chance to come back here and tell our enemies, you may take our lives, but you will never take our FREEDOM!

2,973 posted on 11/08/2005 8:16:47 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland; tuliptree76; jigsaw

Who was looking for a tagline? Here's an extra one.

"All flesh is grass." If your name is Heather or Timothy, you know what they mean.


2,974 posted on 11/08/2005 8:17:11 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Or Blue?


2,975 posted on 11/08/2005 8:18:02 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: NicknamedBob

I was looking for a tagline. But my name isn't Heather or Timothy... and I don't get it.


2,976 posted on 11/08/2005 8:18:22 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: NicknamedBob

"...We're talking about Harry Harrison, and the books, "West of Eden", "Winter in Eden", and "Return to Eden".

I have them right here, in hardback. They weigh about fourteen pounds."

Dang...My mother told me never to lift anything heavy when I've been drinking. How am I ever going to manage those books...? Especially when I lie in bed to read...?


2,977 posted on 11/08/2005 8:18:37 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

But I don't want to be a pie!


2,978 posted on 11/08/2005 8:19:10 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: NicknamedBob

But I thought the heather was a shrub.


2,979 posted on 11/08/2005 8:19:46 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: MNJohnnie

YES!!!







(Oh. Was that a movie?)


2,980 posted on 11/08/2005 8:20:17 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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