Jesus and the Devil get into an argument one day about who could use the computer better. Finally, God got tired of them bickering, and offered to be the judge in a contest to see who really was better.
The day of the contest came, and both Jesus and the Devil worked all day long, making spreadsheets, typing documents and scanning images.
Just a few minutes before the contest ended, the power went out. The devil started cursing and screaming, but Jesus simply turned his PC back on, and printed his work for God to judge.
The devil started screaming that Jesus had cheated, and it wasn't fair, but all God said was...
Jesus saves!
Cute! I like that! I'm saving it in the UT Files.