I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

[The Zontron 7000]

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.

[Alice au Wonderland]

That one's new to me.

How 'bout:

First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

[MNJohnnie]

me

[MNJohnnie]

American By God's Amazing Grace
Luke Stricklin, JR Shultz, Luke Stricklin Songs, BMI

The bottom of my boots
Sure are getting worn
And there's a lot holes
In this faded uniform
My hands are black with dirt and so is my face
I ain't never been to hell
But it couldn't be any worse than this place
Tell my wife "Don't worry 'cause I know what to do'
It makes her feel better sometimes
But I don't know if it's true
I know if I die, it's just my time to go
But I pray to God everyday, that I make it back home

CHORUS

Well when you've seen what I've seen
Things don't seem so bad
You quit worrying about what you ain't got
And thank Gof for what you have
Because I could be raising my family in this place
But I was born an American by God's amazing grace

For the last 12 months
I've had a new address
The neighborhood smells like sewage
And the streets are lined with trash
You never know what's gonna be the next thing to explode
But unlike these people
I have another home
It breaks my heart to see these kids out on the streets
Walkin barefoot through the trash
Begging for something to eat
I give 'em what I got, just to let 'em know I care
And I thank God, it's not my son that's standing there

REPEAT CHORUS

If you want to talk about it
You better keep it short
'Cause I got a lot of lost time
That I gotta make up for
I really don't care why Bush went into Iraq
I know what I done there
And I'm damn sure proud of that
If you got something bad to say about the USA
You better save it for different ears
Unless you want to crawl away
And I'll laugh in your face, when you say you've got it bad
Until you've spent some time on the streets of Baghad

REPEAT CHORUS

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

000?

[Alice au Wonderland]

That's why I'm going to give you one for Christmas!

[tuliptree76]

Pure luck...

[MNJohnnie]

3,000 posted on 11/08/2005 8:27:56 PM PST by tuliptree76

HAAAAA! Take THAT Harmless!

[Alice au Wonderland]

Twelve, by the end of this month.

[MNJohnnie]

First snow, then silence. This thousand-dollar screen dies So beautifully.

Madame is an artiste!!!!

[Monkey Face]

Ah. Then the full load of HP was actually Heavy Duty, right? (*mumbling* Let's see...at 100 pages per hour, and three hours' reading per night, that means....12 hours times 14 pounds....er...)

Can I get some help here?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

The lovely Dr Tulip got it.

My string is over.

:Passes on the crown:

[Monkey Face]

Did I ever tell you how much I hate haikus?

[tuliptree76]

I'll buy you one!

Hmmmm...

Would it be engraved on some form of jewelry? Preferably a necklace or bracelet. My ears aren't pierced.

[Alice au Wonderland]

I wish I could take the credit, but they are (allegedly) haikus the Japanese used to replace the un-informative Microsoft error messages.

I started posting them yesterday to lift Tulip's spirits.

[MNJohnnie]

Don't take it so hard! Only 988 to the next one. We can get there tonight and you can take back the crown!

[tuliptree76]

You don't have any objections to dumpsterdiving do you?

I've been in worse places.

[MNJohnnie]

Would it be engraved on some form of jewelry? Preferably a necklace or bracelet. My ears aren't pierced.

But of course, I'm rich.

[Monkey Face]

"Pies are in; squared comes out?"
No, Sweetie: Pi are squared, care are round!

[Alice au Wonderland]

No, you didn't.

I could post limerick's from my book of limericks, if you'd rather.

Unfortunately, I'd be banned with no hope of reprieve by the mods as the limericks are all very naughty by nature.

[Monkey Face]

Ain't THAT the truth!