why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

It refuses to die. I even posted Zot City for closing credits music several 100 posts ago.

861 posted on 07/01/2004 9:50:56 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Drove my Jaguar to the Quagmire. But the Quagmire was dry.)

863 posted on 07/01/2004 9:55:44 AM PDT by Darksheare (I devour troll souls and derive nourishment from their accursed spirits because I'm COMPASSIONATE!)

864 posted on 07/01/2004 9:58:06 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Drove my Jaguar to the Quagmire. But the Quagmire was dry.)

We ban you because you're out of place go back to DU, that is if they even let you in there. Oh wait, they'll put any POS on their forums. They'll welcome you with open arms.

867 posted on 07/01/2004 10:00:13 AM PDT by Fedora (Kerryman, Kerryman, does whatever a ketchup can/Spins a lie, any size, catches wives just like flies)

That'd be some gibberish my sis and I came up with.
(Usually through lack of sleep)

"Narkekku" I use to tell my mom's cat that she's crazy.
(To which the cat will put her ears back and run from me.)
Goimite was a creature froma short story I wrote.
It's basically a bipedal cat.

U'unfratha bu'ugraith. -General deragotory term of warning with an insult attached ot it.(Will not say what it is, family forum after all.)
Goimite ne'kha tranya. -cat NOT fed(eating)
Narkekku. -crazy

-Dar she'are -myself of course, I sign my work usually.

868 posted on 07/01/2004 10:00:46 AM PDT by Darksheare (I devour troll souls and derive nourishment from their accursed spirits because I'm COMPASSIONATE!)

Should I have grabbed the queen?
Or was that way too much in the overkill department.
Evidence erased though.

869 posted on 07/01/2004 10:01:39 AM PDT by Darksheare (I devour troll souls and derive nourishment from their accursed spirits because I'm COMPASSIONATE!)

"It was Count Darkula what did it!"

No [looks distantly up at top of Empire State Building, then at Fay Wray], it wasn't Darkula--'twas Beauty killed the Beast. . .

870 posted on 07/01/2004 10:01:43 AM PDT by Fedora (Kerryman, Kerryman, does whatever a ketchup can/Spins a lie, any size, catches wives just like flies)

871 posted on 07/01/2004 10:02:10 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Drove my Jaguar to the Quagmire. But the Quagmire was dry.)

"Night of The Living Thread."

If you kill it, it comes back as its sequel, "Return of the Living Thread".

Reporter: "What's wrong with these people, Sheriff?"
Sheriff: "They're dead--they're all messed up. . ."

873 posted on 07/01/2004 10:03:33 AM PDT by Fedora (Kerryman, Kerryman, does whatever a ketchup can/Spins a lie, any size, catches wives just like flies)

But as long as we're havin' fun, at the troll's expense..
*chuckle*
Any lurkers from the UNDERwhurled are likely going, "What the *? These people are insane!"
Which is fine by me, they don't expect me to make sense the next time I run into them..

875 posted on 07/01/2004 10:03:55 AM PDT by Darksheare (I devour troll souls and derive nourishment from their accursed spirits because I'm COMPASSIONATE!)

PS: I almost misspelled "Sheriff"
But I did not misspell "Deputy". . .

876 posted on 07/01/2004 10:04:39 AM PDT by Fedora (Kerryman, Kerryman, does whatever a ketchup can/Spins a lie, any size, catches wives just like flies)

Why is there a giant hand reaching through the computer scren at me?

877 posted on 07/01/2004 10:04:55 AM PDT by Darksheare (I devour troll souls and derive nourishment from their accursed spirits because I'm COMPASSIONATE!)

878 posted on 07/01/2004 10:04:58 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Drove my Jaguar to the Quagmire. But the Quagmire was dry.)

880 posted on 07/01/2004 10:05:30 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Drove my Jaguar to the Quagmire. But the Quagmire was dry.)

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